Post by hadassah on Jul 22, 2005 19:33:40 GMT -5
Hello all, my name is Hadassah. I recieved an e-mail from a friend today, telling me I should join this board. While I don't really know anything about wrestling, I will gladly talk to anyone that would listen to me for more than 30 seconds, so here I am! I promise I will start watching wrestling so I can contribute to the conversations in here, and at least know a little about what we are discussing.
A little about me:
I am a 23 year old jewish girl, single, long brown hair, hazel eyes, 5'3", my weight is not to be discussed in front of the whole world to see. (you never know when your future husband could be reading here). Actually I'm about 125 lbs. I have 2 cats, Fifi and Fab (short for Fabulous), I like to read filthy love novels, and eat strawberry ice cream. I use the name Hadassah Gooberman because alot of people tell me I look like Sarah Silverman. Well, to be honest, they tell me I look like the puppet she does the voice for on "Crank Yankers"...Hadassah Guberman. I spell it "Gooberman" because I don't want to end up in a lawsuit. Those puppets make alot of money.
Favorite things:
I love to drink wine, vodka, gin, rum, champagne, tequila, and pure grain alcohol. Any kind of cheap alcohol is my favorite. Alcohol is so good to me... it's my best friend.
My favorite food is anything that doesn't give my diarrhea. I love strawberry ice cream, sushi, burritos, and can eat at Chic-fil-A about twice a day.
I love Comedy Central, and TV Land. I used to want to be Marsha Brady, but my mom said blonds were easy, and I will never get a man if I dye my hair blond. Now she tells me I will never get a man if I don't stop drinking so much. Mommy nags so much. I told her I wanted a tall young golden haired boy, built like an olympic swimmer, and she tells me I need a nice young Jewish boy. I do NOT like foreskin!
My favorite song to sing in the shower is "Welcome to the Jungle", by Guns N' Roses.
I love movie soundtracks, especially "The Lion King".
My favorite colors are pink and brown.
I collect socks. I think the more pairs of socks you own, the happier you are. I like for my men to wear socks... it reduces the chances of foot fungus, and ringworm.
I am a tampon girl. A maxi is about like wearing a diaper.
I do not kiss on the first date! But I will do other things. Kissing is a show of love... I cannot love someone until after the 3rd date.
On my off days I like to watch Oprah. She seems so sweet, but deep down inside, I know she is a tyrant.
My fears are:
Britney Spears
Cindy Brady
clowns (especially porcelain dolls)
getting too fat
running out of alcohol
Sundays... (alcohol stores are closed on Sundays, and it's too expensive to drink in restraunts)
I am also afraid of the county I live in to go dry. That would be a sad day for me.
Also, I don't want to turn into my mother when I am older. Oh, and also I am afraid of not getting that perfect man. I don't want kids. Stretch marks are ugly.
I think I will have alot of fun talking with all of you here. I do know a little about wrestling. I know who Stephanie McMahon is, and she changes her breast implants more times than I change my underwear. Well, I am going to go pour a drink or 6... and read all the great things on this board!
Love Ya!
Hadassah
A little about me:
I am a 23 year old jewish girl, single, long brown hair, hazel eyes, 5'3", my weight is not to be discussed in front of the whole world to see. (you never know when your future husband could be reading here). Actually I'm about 125 lbs. I have 2 cats, Fifi and Fab (short for Fabulous), I like to read filthy love novels, and eat strawberry ice cream. I use the name Hadassah Gooberman because alot of people tell me I look like Sarah Silverman. Well, to be honest, they tell me I look like the puppet she does the voice for on "Crank Yankers"...Hadassah Guberman. I spell it "Gooberman" because I don't want to end up in a lawsuit. Those puppets make alot of money.
Favorite things:
I love to drink wine, vodka, gin, rum, champagne, tequila, and pure grain alcohol. Any kind of cheap alcohol is my favorite. Alcohol is so good to me... it's my best friend.
My favorite food is anything that doesn't give my diarrhea. I love strawberry ice cream, sushi, burritos, and can eat at Chic-fil-A about twice a day.
I love Comedy Central, and TV Land. I used to want to be Marsha Brady, but my mom said blonds were easy, and I will never get a man if I dye my hair blond. Now she tells me I will never get a man if I don't stop drinking so much. Mommy nags so much. I told her I wanted a tall young golden haired boy, built like an olympic swimmer, and she tells me I need a nice young Jewish boy. I do NOT like foreskin!
My favorite song to sing in the shower is "Welcome to the Jungle", by Guns N' Roses.
I love movie soundtracks, especially "The Lion King".
My favorite colors are pink and brown.
I collect socks. I think the more pairs of socks you own, the happier you are. I like for my men to wear socks... it reduces the chances of foot fungus, and ringworm.
I am a tampon girl. A maxi is about like wearing a diaper.
I do not kiss on the first date! But I will do other things. Kissing is a show of love... I cannot love someone until after the 3rd date.
On my off days I like to watch Oprah. She seems so sweet, but deep down inside, I know she is a tyrant.
My fears are:
Britney Spears
Cindy Brady
clowns (especially porcelain dolls)
getting too fat
running out of alcohol
Sundays... (alcohol stores are closed on Sundays, and it's too expensive to drink in restraunts)
I am also afraid of the county I live in to go dry. That would be a sad day for me.
Also, I don't want to turn into my mother when I am older. Oh, and also I am afraid of not getting that perfect man. I don't want kids. Stretch marks are ugly.
I think I will have alot of fun talking with all of you here. I do know a little about wrestling. I know who Stephanie McMahon is, and she changes her breast implants more times than I change my underwear. Well, I am going to go pour a drink or 6... and read all the great things on this board!
Love Ya!
Hadassah