The NEW "I HATE EVERYTHING" thread!

[Coffeenole]

I hate that it took me this long to find the new section.
I hate that I haven't discovered a way to just drink coffee and play on the computer for a living.
I hate that Johnzplan, Nay Nay, Blaze, Chrissy and Craig, and all the regulars don't live in Florida (or at least somewhat closer to Florida) because a 5 year anniversary party would be great!
I DON'T HATE that there's some good people on the board, and the next five years will be even better than the first!

Hate on, haters!

[blaze]

i wish i lived in florida. its freaking cold here.

[NayNay]

Well let's see I hate that I don't live anywhere near my friends, I hate that I am alone, I hate the way I look and wish I could change it. I don't hate that I have great friends in Chrissy and Johnny and I don't hate that I love talking to Coffeenote and Blaze!! A 5 year anniversary party would be so awesome!!

[blaze]

i hate that my freakin hockey team lost on my birthday!!

[Johnzplan]

I HATE That i can't turn a 5 year annivarsary update off the site to come to life
I HATE that there is so much to get done with this project in so little time.
I HATE that i left my cell phone in my mom's car who lives out of town and can't get it til tommrow
I HATE that i am going to miss the HOF & Wrestlemania 22 LIVE to go to New York
I HATE That Blayze's Team lost on his birthday
I HATE That Nay Nay is so NEGATIVE about her looks when she don't reliaze how beatuiful she really is!
I HATE that I am the only one on the Insane Board, Yahoo Group, and myspace that Lives in Pittsburgh and not close to all of you.
I DON'T HATE that i started this category with coffeenole's permission to help all of you vent your anger

wow!!! do I feel better

[*Chrissy*]

Random Hates...

I HATE onions
I HATE not having sex daily.
I HATE people who drive too slow.
I HATE that I haven't met my board buddies.

More random hates later..

[blaze]

i hate that i dont live in columbus, cause i could help chrissy with the second thing on her random hate list.
dont tell ur boyfriend/husband i said that...

I HATE that i dont have a girlfriend anymore...being single blows.

[*Chrissy*]

I DON'T hate that Billy Ray Cyrus will be touring again this summer. I shall be at as many shows as possible!
And if you are going to make smart ass comments then I HATE you too

[NayNay]

chrissy said:

I DON'T hate that Billy Ray Cyrus will be touring again this summer. I shall be at as many shows as possible!
And if you are going to make smart ass comments then I HATE you too

Chrissy I LOVE Billy Ray Cyrus and have since he came out in 1992!! I would love to see him in concert live. Danny, Dora, and my aunt and uncle all seen him at the Ohio State Fair in 1993. Then when Danny and Dora saw him in 2000 at a Wal-Mart in Huntington, West Virginia when he was doing a autograph signing. They took photos of him and had him autograph a post-it-note for me since he wasn't selling photos just his CD. I was pissed since I was working late that day and couldn't get off that day to go with them, but Dora give me 2 pictures of him from that day! In my room I have those photos and 2 old posters of him from 1992!! I will also tell you something else about him in another email

[Coffeenole]

I DON'T HATE that I, too, like Billy Ray Cyrus. He's an all-around good guy and a decent entertainer. I really enjoyed his TV series, DOC, and I HATE that it's no longer in production.
I WOULDN'T HATE going to a BRC concert, because I know there would be a boatload of frauleins and senoritas in tight jeans there, also ;D
I ALSO DON'T HATE that I will edit this post later to include a couple of BRC songs.

Hate on, haters!

I DON'T HATE, as promised, that I have these two BRC songs added to THE MIGHTY WURLITZER JUKEBOX...
H-1: Billy Ray Cyrus- Achy Breaky Heart (General)
H-2: Billy Ray Cyrus- Some Gave All (General)

I HATE that the jukebox version of "Some Gave All" doesn't quite do it justice (but it's still a good track).

Hate on, haters!

[Coffeenole]

I DON"T HATE that I'll add a copy of THE MIGHTY WURLITZER in here for everyone to hate!

Hate on, haters!


A-1: Al Hirt- JAVA (General)
A-2: Queen- We Will Rock You/We Are The Champions (Sports-Arena Songs)
A-3: Bert Kaempfert- A Swinging Safari (General)
A-4: The Village People- Y.M.C.A. (Sports-Arena Songs)
A-5: The Happy Goodmans- What A Beautiful Day (Prayer-Praise)
A-6: Joe Loss & His Orchestra- The Stripper (Adult Themed)
A-7: Dave Clark 5- Because (General)
A-8: The Beach Boys- 409 (General)
A-9: The Beatles- Drive My Car (General)
A-10: Andrews Sisters-Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy (General)

B-1: Dave Bartholomew- My Ding-A-Ling (1950's) (Adult Themed)
B-2: Creed-One Last Breath (General)
B-3: The Cathedrals- Glory Land (Prayer and Praise)
B-4: B-52's- Love Shack (General/Adult Themed)
B-5: Jimmy Buffett- Margaritaville (General)
B-6: Carpenters- Close To You (General)
B-7: The Diamonds- Little Darlin' (General)
B-8: Freedy Johnston- Love Grows Where My Rosemary Goes (General)
B-9: Clarence Carter- Strokin' (Adult Themed)
B-10: Adam Hood- Coffee Song (General)

C-1: Dave Brubeck- Take 5 (General)
C-2: AC-DC- I Got Big Balls (Adult Themed)
C-3: Hayseed Dixie- I Got Big Balls (Adult Themed)
C-4: Vangelis- Chariots of Fire (General)
C-5: Wyonnie Harris- Butcher Pete (Adult Themed)
C-6: Dean Martin- Volare (General)
C-7: Andy Williams- Moon River (General)
C-8: Bobby McFerrin- Don't Worry, Be Happy(General)
C-9: Beach Boys- Fun, Fun, Fun (General)
C-10: Outkast- Hey Ya (General)

D-1: Elvis Presley- Hound Dog (General)
D-2: B.B. King- The Thrill Is Gone (General)
D-3:- Bobby Lewis- Tossin' and Turnin'(General)
D-4: Rusty Goodman- Who Am I? (Prayer and Praise)
D-5: Ralf Bendix- Babysitter Boogie (General)
D-6: Louis Armstrong- What a Wonderful World (General)
D-7: Glenn Miller- Jukebox Saturday Night (General)
D-8: TV Theme- Alfred Hitchcock Presents (Funeral March of the Marionettes) (General)
D-9: The Kingsmen- The Apple Tree(Prayer and Praise)
D-10: The Kingsmen- Love Lifted Me(Prayer and Praise)

E-1: Ray Stevens- Ahab the Arab (General)
E-2: Ray Stevens- Everything is Beautiful (General/Prayer and Praise)
E-3: Ray Charles- Black Coffee (General)
E-4: Fats Domino- Blueberry Hill (General)
E-5: Kool and the Gang- Celebration (General)
E-6: Floyd Cramer- Java (General)
E-7: The Silhouettes- Get a Job (General)
E-8: Moody Blues- Knights in White Satin(General)
E-9: Ragtime Piano- Music, Music, Music (General)
E-10: Ray Stevens- Mississippi Squirrel Revival (General)

F-1: The Coasters- Yakety Yak (General)
F-2: Bill Haley- Rock Around the Clock (General/)
F-3: Moody Blues- In Your Wildest Dreams (General)
F-4: Bob Parr- St. Elmo’s Fire (Man in Motion) (General)
F-5: Bobby Day- Rockin’ Robin (General)
F-6: Styx- Babe (General)
F-7: Shania Twain- Man, I feel like a woman (General)
F-8: The Caffeine Studs- N.W.O. Wolfpack (General)
F-9: Jimmy Dean- I Won’t Go Huntin’ With You, Jake (General)
F-10: Steppenwolf- Born to be Wild (General)

G-1: Z.Z. Top- Tube Snake Boogie (General)
G-2: Sean Morey- The Man Song (General)
G-3: Sean Morey- The Woman Song (General)
G-4: Sean Morey- The Baby Song (General)
G-5: The Beatles- Birthday (General)
G-6: Meat Loaf- Two Out of Three Ain't Bad (General)
G-7: Warren Zevon- Werewolves of London (General)
G-8: The Guess Who- No Sugar Tonight (General)
G-9: The Oak Ridge Boys- Rythym Guitar (General/Prayer and Praise)
G-10: The Oak Ridge Boys- How Great Thou Art (Prayer and Praise)

H-1: Billy Ray Cyrus- Achy Breaky Heart (General)
H-2: Billy Ray Cyrus- Some Gave All (General)
H-3: Freddy Fender- Wasted Days and Wasted Nights (General)
H-4: Freddy Fender- Before the next teardrop falls (General)
H-5: The Dave Clark Five- Poison Ivy (General)
H-6: The Dave Clark Five- Over and Over (General)
H-7: Pilot- Magic (General)
H-8: Bobby "Boris" Pickett- The Monster Mash (General)
H-9: Larry Groce- Junk Food Junkie (General)
H-10: Creed- My Sacrifice (General)

J-1: Q Connection- Java (All da ladies come around) (aka "Drunkhabib Java") (Adult Themed)
J-2: Harley Davis- The Donkey Song (General)
J-3: Thin Lizzie- The Boys are Back In Town (General)
J-4: The Trail Band- Donkey Riding (General)
J-5: Eric Clapton- Cocaine (General)
J-6: Sheb Woodley- Purple People Eater (General)
J-7: Ray Stevens- Bad Little Boy (General)
J-8: The Weather Girls- It's Raining Men (General)
J-9: Hues Corporation- Don't Rock The Boat (General)
J-10: Chris Isaac- Wicked Game (General)

K-1: Journey- Any Way You Want It (General)
K-2: Journey- Don't Stop Believing (General)
K-3: Journey- Lovin', Touchin, Squeezin' (General)
K-4: Journey- Open Arms (General)
K-5: Journey- Who's Crying Now (General)
K-6: Abba- Dancing Queen (General)
K-7: Abba- Fernando (General)
K-8: Abba- Knowing me, Knowing you (General)
K-9: Abba- Money (It's a rich man's world) (General)
K-10: Abba- The winner takes it all (General)





A website just isn't complete without a WURLITZER JUKEBOX...so I've started with a few examples... Give me some ideas on songs you would like to hear while hanging out in JOHNZ INSANE PLAN BOARD! ;D

DISCLAIMER: All songs on The Mighty Wurlitzer are for listening purposes only! If you like the music, PLEASE support the artists by purchasing their music!

[blaze]

...im embarrased..i hate that i actually know some of those songs....

[Coffeenole]

I DON'T HATE that reruns on "DOC" come on weekday nights in Jacksonville. I also DON'T hate that I watched a rerun of DOC instead of watching the NCAA Basketball championship.

I HATE that basketball is a waste of good TV time that could be put to better use, such as televising Independent Wrestling federations.

[Coffeenole]

I hate to wonder if BUGSY McGRAW is PHIL McGRAW's ("Dr Phil's") father or brother...there's such a resemblance!

[Coffeenole]

I DON'T HATE to say, May God Bless all the Mothers, Mothers-to-be, and Grandmothers on this board ;D