Post by NayNay on Dec 5, 2006 12:29:24 GMT -5
WWE RAW
DECEMBER 4, 2006
NORTH CHARLESTON, SOUTH CAROLINA
-John Cena comes out to address the crowd. Cena comments on the usually unruly Monday Night Raw crowd. He says that he has a message for everyone. Sometimes when there is a fight, you are not going to be the biggest. Sometimes when there is a fight, you are not going to be the strongest. Some people thought he was crazy when he accepted the challenge of the undefeated Umaga last week. When he looked at the face of Umaga, a man who has destroyed everything in his path. He said something under his breath. Cena speaks in gibberish to mock Umaga. He says that he thought Umaga said that he was ready to fight right now, but instead, he was saying that he was going to look tough before being escorted out by his manager. Cena says that he has a message for Armando Alejandro Estrada. He wants Estrada to sit Umaga down to find out if he is a man or a puppet. Cena says that he is ready to fight. He says that if Umaga is ready to wrestle, he is truly the Samoan Bulldozer. If he says no, he is truly full of Samoan...Cena is interrupted by the music for MNM as Melina walks to the ring and she has something to say. Cena says that Umaga looks different. Melina says that she does not feel well, but she wanted to say something to Cena’s face. She says that Cena has bigger things to worry about than Umaga. On January 1st, Cena is going to face a megastar who is being personally trained by Johnny Nitro. That man is a personal friend of hers, Kevin Federline. We see a photo of Kevin on the TitanTron. Cena says that photo is a reason to practice safe sex. Melina says that Johnny is training Kevin to take out all of his frustration on Cena. Cena wonders if that means that Nitro is showing Kevin how to be a man; and if so, does that mean that Melina was showing Britney how to run around all of those nightclubs without any panties on acting like a slut? Melina slaps Cena and Cena has the crowd settle down because he says that it is apparent that she has a message from K-Fed. Cena gets Melina up for an FU but Chris Masters comes into the ring and Cena puts Melina down and he throws Masters over the top rope to the floor. Jonathan Coachman comes out and he has something to say. Coachman says that he had a feeling that Cena would embarrass Melina like he embarrassed Coach when they fought last month. Coach says that he does not forget these things and he waits. That is why he sent out Chris Masters to teach him a lesson. Cena says that Coach did such a great job. Cena says that Coach sucks at revenge, just like he sucks at running Raw. Coach says that Cena will not be facing Umaga tonight. They will wait until New Year’s Revolution. Coach says that Johnny will be in action tonight and he will be in the MasterLock Challenge, something that no one has been able to win. If Cena cannot escape the Master Lock, Masters will have a title match next week. Cena says that is unentertaining television and he jokes that you can hear the sound of a million people not giving a crap. Cena reminds Coach that Charleston is where Eric Bischoff was fired. At least Bischoff made it entertaining. Cena comments on Coach’s singing abilities and we see footage of Coach in the bathroom singing ‘I’m Too Sexy’. Coach says that if Cena wants controversy, entertainment, and excitement; he has a change of heart. Tonight John Cena will take the Master Lock Challenge, and it will be for the WWE Title. We go to commercial.
-We are back and Edge and Randy Orton are in the locker room. Security tells Edge and Orton that Kenny is here. Kenny says that the Spirit Squad is dead. Since DX is trying to humiliate Edge, Orton, and the Spirit Squad, they can join forces to take care of DX. Orton wants to know what Kenny can do for them. Kenny says that strength in numbers will help them. Edge wonders what makes Kenny think that he is in their league. Edge reminds them that the Spirit Squad were shipped to OVW last week. He needs to prove himself to get a chance.
-Lilian Garcia is in the ring and she talks about Roddy Piper’s recent surgery for lymphoma and she says that Roddy vows to be back in the ring. She says that this match is dedicated to his speedy recovery.
The Highlanders vs. Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch
Cade and Murdoch attack Rory and Robbie as the bell rings. Rory ducks a double clothesline and Robbie hits a missile drop kick on Cade. Rory with a flap jack to Murdoch Rory and Robbie send Cade into Murdoch and Murdoch goes outside the ring. Cade is sent outside as well. Murdoch is rolled back in. Murdoch with an Irish whip but Rory avoids the charge and he sends Murdoch into the turnbuckles. Cade hits Rory from behind when the referee was distracted. Cade with a reverse atomic drop followed by a boot from Murdoch. Cade with a forearm to Rory’s back and Murdoch is tagged in. Cade and Murdoch send Rory into the turnbuckles. Cade is tagged back in and they hit a double back elbow. Cade kicks Rory as Rory tries to make the tag. Murdoch is tagged back in and he chops Rory. Murdoch slams Rory and then Murdoch goes to the second turnbuckle, but he leaps into a boot from Rory. Cade and Robbie tag in and Robbie with double sledges to both men. Cade hits Robbie from behind and works on Robbie’s neck. Cade and Murdoch try for the double goozle, but Rory trips Murdoch and Robbie with a rollup on Cade for the three count.
Winners: The Highlanders
-Victoria comes to the ring with a clipboard that has Candice, Maria, Torrie, and Mickie James’s names on it.
Maria vs. Victoria
Victoria comes into the ring and she kicks Maria in the midsection and the head. Victoria chokes Maria in the ropes and then knees Maria in the back. Maria with a forearm, but Victoria with a clothesline that sends Maria to the mat. Victoria with a side slam from a Death Valley Driver position for the three count.
Winner: Victoria
-After the match, Victoria puts a check mark next to Maria’s name while Mickie James comes out to check on Maria. Victoria kicks Mickie in the back of the head, but Mickie with punches. Victoria with a kick and a knee to Mickie’s head. Victoria gets Mickie up for the Widow’s Peak and wonders who the crazy bitch is now.
-We are back with Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler. Jim Ross talks about the Iraq trip this week. Jerry talks about how some wrestlers were asked to stop by a local retirement community. The special superstars are Cryme Tyme. The enter and the residents of the retirement community are in shock. They say that they are going to sing some Christmas Carols. The first one is Reggie the Red Nosed Crack Head. The next one is their own special version of Silent Night. Then they do their version of Let It Snow, but it is Give Us Gold. They leave the building with one of the residents. The event coordinator says that it is a mistake, but the resident tells him off and she leaves with them.
-We see Todd Grisham, Super Crazy, and Hacksaw Jim Duggan in an office watching the Cryme Tyme segment and they are laughing at it. Meanwhile, Shelton Benjamin wants to know what is so funny about it. Shelton says that Cryme Tyme is reinforcing every negative stereotype about black people. Super Crazy says that he likes it by saying ‘si’. Shelton wants to know if Super Crazy minds seeing race relations turned back twenty years, and Super Crazy says ‘si’. Shelton wants to know if Super Crazy understands him. Todd is not sure. Shelton suggests that Super Crazy can face him in the ring and after Crazy loses, he can go back to selling fruit on the highway. Super Crazy calls Shelton a ‘punk ass beyotch’ and leaves.
-We are back and Shelton Benjamin is in the ring and he calls Cryme Tyme a joke and he is ashamed at all of the people who cheered Cryme Tyme. Super Crazy is going to pay for what the fans did. Super Crazy is going to take a whipping and he will go home with a Spanish-to-English dictionary.
Super Crazy vs. Shelton Benjamin
Shelton with a knee to Crazy followed by a kick and punch. Shelton rakes Crazy’s eyes followed by an Irish whip, but Crazy with a cross body from the turnbuckles for a two count. Crazy with a tilt-a-whirl head scissors. Benjamin with a roundhouse kick and super kick to Crazy and then he punches Crazy. Benjamin drops Crazy on his back and then he stands over Crazy and berates him. Benjamin with an Irish whip and then he tries for the Stinger Splash, but Crazy ducks. Crazy goes up top and he tries for a moonsault, but Benjamin moves out of the way. Benjamin with a T-Bone suplex for the three count.
Winner: Shelton Benjamin
-After the match, Charlie Haas comes out and he tries to celebrate with Shelton Benjamin, but Shelton is in shock at why Charlie is in the ring.
WWE Championship
Masterlock Challenge
John Cena (c) vs. Chris Masters
We are back for the Master Lock Challenge for the WWE Title. Out first is Chris Masters and then the champion, John Cena. Masters gets ready to lock in the Master Lock, but Masters does not lock it in and they have some words. Masters locks in the Master Lock and Cena gets up from the chair. Cena tries to power out of the hold using his arms, but Masters keeps it locked in. Cena appears to be passing out and the referee is getting ready to check Cena’s arm, but Cena gets his second wind. Cena backs Masters into the turnbuckles but Masters holds on to the Master Lock. Masters holds on. Masters and Cena go into the turnbuckles and the referee goes down. Cena puts Masters in a full nelson and Masters taps.
Winner: John Cena
-After the challenge, Umaga comes out with Armando Alejandro Estrada. Umaga and Cena with punches. Referees come to the ring to try to break things up, but they signal for security to come out. Security pulls Umaga off Cena. While security holds Cena, Estrada kicks Cena in the ribs. Umaga and Cena fight outside the ring and Umaga sends Cena over the announce table. Umaga dives over the table as he goes after Cena. There is pandemonium at ringside as Cena finally gets into the ring while Umaga takes care of security at ringside. Cena with a cross body onto Umaga as security gains control. That is short lived as Umaga continues to attack security on the floor. Umaga gets back into the ring and the security in the ring pulls them apart. Estrada tells Umaga to go to the back.
-We are back with a Moments Ago Moment of the Master Lock Challenge as well as the brawl between John Cena and Umaga as Jim Ross talks about the carnage that resulted. Jerry Lawler says that Cena and Umaga have been called to Coach’s office.
-Torrie Wilson is in the back getting coffee and Viscera stops by to talk to her. Viscera says that the grapevine is saying that Torrie has something going on with Carlito. Torrie says that they are together. Viscera says that Torrie needs to drop Carlito and get with him. Viscera says that they can go to his hotel room and they can get some room service and oils to rub her down. Carlito stops by and he says that he likes Viscera’s tastes in women but he needs to eat healthier. Carlito spits apple in Viscera’s face and then he gets a towel to wipe his face. Ron Simmons stops by for a ‘DAMN’ moment.
-Todd Grisham is with Degeneration X in the interview area. Todd asks them how Ric Flair is doing. Shawn tells Todd that Ric Flair cannot be held down and Flair will be back. Michaels applauds Orton and Edge for seeing beyond the mirage that is Degeneration X. The fighting the system, spitting in the face of authority and having respect for no one did not apply to Ric Flair. Shawn talks about the impact that Flair had on each of them as they were growing up. Over the last five years, they have gotten to know Flair and became friends. Now it became personal. They did to Flair last week what Orton and Edge have been unable to do to Degeneration. What Edge and Orton inflicted on Flair is nothing compared to what they are going to do to Edge and Orton.
Carlito w/ Torrie Wilson vs. Viscera
Viscera charges slowly at Carlito and Carlito avoids Viscera and he punches Viscera. Viscera puts Carlito in the corner and Viscera chops Carlito followed by a biel. Viscera chokes Carlito in the corner, but Carlito avoids Viscera in the corner. Viscera with a clothesline to Carlito and Carlito goes down. Carlito punches Viscera in the midsection. Carlito comes off the ropes and Viscera with a spinning heel kick. Viscera continues to work over Carlito by standing on Carlito’s back. Viscera with a head butt to Carlito. Carlito tries for a springboard cross body, but Viscera pushes him away. Viscera misses an elbow drop and Carlito punches Viscera in the head. Carlito with a kick and a knee lift followed by a clothesline. Viscera with a Boss Man Slam and then he turns Carlito over. Viscera with the hip swivel, but Torrie grabs Viscera’s leg as he comes off the ropes. Viscera gets ready to charge at Torrie, but Carlito with a missile drop kick followed by a springboard senton splash and a quebrada for the three count.
Winner: Carlito
-After the match, Torrie kisses Carlito as they celebrate in the ring.
-John Cena is in Coach’s office. Estrada says that he talked to Coach and Coach took advice. Cena and Umaga cannot touch each other for the rest of the year. Cena grabs Estrada and Estrada threatens to sue Cena. Cena says that Estrada talks a big game. Cena sees Coach enter the room and he says that Estrada told him that he has Coach in the palm of his hand, that Coach is nothing but a puppet, and that he is the one who runs Raw. Coach separates both men and Coach says that he is tired of everyone disrespecting him. Coach says that the stipulation stands where neither man can touch each other unless there are in a match until the end of 2006. Next week, Estrada will face John Cena.
-We are back with the Kiss Cam and Val Venis is the host. Val says that the final kiss will happen with a happy couple in the middle of the ring. Val chooses two women sitting in the front row. Val says that it will be a thrill of a lifetime for both women. They both come into the ring and Val says that everyone wants to see them kiss right now. After hesitating, the two women finally kiss rolling on the mat.
Eugene comes out to the ring and he takes the mic. He says that he wants a kiss. He asks one of the girls for a kiss, but she refuses. He says that he is special. The second girl refuses too. Eugene tries to force himself on one of the girls. Val stops Eugene but Eugene hits Val in the back with the mic. Eugene chokes Val in the ropes. Eugene gives Val a DDT and then he leaves the ring and heads for the announce table, proclaiming that he is special. Eugene goes to the back.
-We see all eight men in the main event in their respective locker rooms as we go to commercial.
Rated-RKO & MNM vs. Hardy Boyz & D-Generation X
All eight men battle in the ring until Degeneration X and the Hardys remain. Hunter slams Orton’s head into the announce table and he punches Orton. Hunter rolls Orton back into the ring. Hunter punches Orton and kicks him in the corner. The referee tries to pull Hunter off Orton, but Hunter continues to choke Orton. Hunter slams Orton’s head into Shawn’s boots. Michaels tags in and he chops Orton. Michaels with a swinging neck breaker to Orton followed by a kick. Michaels chops Orton and then Hunter is tagged back in. Hunter kicks Orton and punches Randy. Orton with a thumb to the eyes and Nitro is tagged in. Hunter with a clothesline that flips Nitro. Matt is tagged in and he hits a back elbow for a two count. Matt slams Nitro and follows that with a leg drop for a two count. Jeff is tagged in and Matt throws Nitro into Jeff’s shoulder and Jeff with a slingshot drop kick for a two count. Jeff with a snap mare and drop kick to Nitro for a two count. Matt tags in and he Irish whips Nitro. Mercury comes in and Matt sends him into Nitro. Jeff with Poetry in Motion to Nitro and Mercury. Jeff and Matt with a wheelbarrow double suplex to Mercury and we go to commercial. We are back and Jeff is punching Nitro in the corner and then he tries for the delayed baseball slide, but Nitro blocks it. Mercury tags in and he punches Jeff. Orton tags in and he punches Jeff in the head and then kicks Jeff against the ropes. Edge chokes Jeff while the referee stops Triple H. Nitro tags in and he kicks Jeff in the ribs. Nitro with a European uppercut and then he tags Mercury back in. Mercury and Nitro with a double catapult into the ropes on Jeff and Melina shrieks her approval. Mercury gets a two count. Nitro tags back in and they hit a double gut buster. Nitro with a pommel horse flare leg drop and Edge is tagged in. Edge punches Jeff and he keeps Jeff from making the tag. Edge with a rear chin lock and then he hits a drop kick for a two count. Orton is tagged in and he hits a knee drop. Edge is tagged back in and Orton hits a side slam while Edge simultaneously hits an inverted DDT. Matt breaks up the cover. Orton tags back in and he hits the Garvin stomp on Jeff and finishes it off with a knee drop for a two count. Orton with a rear chin lock and Jeff tries to get out of the hold, but Orton pulls Jeff down. Nitro and Mercury are in and Jeff hits Whisper in the Wind and Matt is tagged in. Matt with a clothesline to Edge and then he hits a bulldog clothesline combination on Nitro and Mercury. All eight men are in the ring and Michaels with a flying clothesline to Nitro and then he kips up and hits a clothesline that ends Nitro over the top rope. Michaels, Matt, and Jeff with stereo pescados. Triple H hits a spinebuster on Orton. Kenny comes through the crowd and he hits Shawn Michaels with the chair. Hunter avoids a chair shot and he fights through the crowd with Kenny. Back in the ring, Matt with a side effect to Orton, but Nitro pushes Jeff off the top turnbuckle. Edge with a spear to Matt for the three count.
Winners: Rated-RKO & MNM
-After the match, Triple H gets back on the apron and he brings Kenny into the ring. Shawn Michaels also gets back into the ring. Shawn sets up for Sweet Chin Music and he hits it. Hunter with a kick and it is time for the Pedigree on Kenny. We go to credits.
DECEMBER 4, 2006
NORTH CHARLESTON, SOUTH CAROLINA
-John Cena comes out to address the crowd. Cena comments on the usually unruly Monday Night Raw crowd. He says that he has a message for everyone. Sometimes when there is a fight, you are not going to be the biggest. Sometimes when there is a fight, you are not going to be the strongest. Some people thought he was crazy when he accepted the challenge of the undefeated Umaga last week. When he looked at the face of Umaga, a man who has destroyed everything in his path. He said something under his breath. Cena speaks in gibberish to mock Umaga. He says that he thought Umaga said that he was ready to fight right now, but instead, he was saying that he was going to look tough before being escorted out by his manager. Cena says that he has a message for Armando Alejandro Estrada. He wants Estrada to sit Umaga down to find out if he is a man or a puppet. Cena says that he is ready to fight. He says that if Umaga is ready to wrestle, he is truly the Samoan Bulldozer. If he says no, he is truly full of Samoan...Cena is interrupted by the music for MNM as Melina walks to the ring and she has something to say. Cena says that Umaga looks different. Melina says that she does not feel well, but she wanted to say something to Cena’s face. She says that Cena has bigger things to worry about than Umaga. On January 1st, Cena is going to face a megastar who is being personally trained by Johnny Nitro. That man is a personal friend of hers, Kevin Federline. We see a photo of Kevin on the TitanTron. Cena says that photo is a reason to practice safe sex. Melina says that Johnny is training Kevin to take out all of his frustration on Cena. Cena wonders if that means that Nitro is showing Kevin how to be a man; and if so, does that mean that Melina was showing Britney how to run around all of those nightclubs without any panties on acting like a slut? Melina slaps Cena and Cena has the crowd settle down because he says that it is apparent that she has a message from K-Fed. Cena gets Melina up for an FU but Chris Masters comes into the ring and Cena puts Melina down and he throws Masters over the top rope to the floor. Jonathan Coachman comes out and he has something to say. Coachman says that he had a feeling that Cena would embarrass Melina like he embarrassed Coach when they fought last month. Coach says that he does not forget these things and he waits. That is why he sent out Chris Masters to teach him a lesson. Cena says that Coach did such a great job. Cena says that Coach sucks at revenge, just like he sucks at running Raw. Coach says that Cena will not be facing Umaga tonight. They will wait until New Year’s Revolution. Coach says that Johnny will be in action tonight and he will be in the MasterLock Challenge, something that no one has been able to win. If Cena cannot escape the Master Lock, Masters will have a title match next week. Cena says that is unentertaining television and he jokes that you can hear the sound of a million people not giving a crap. Cena reminds Coach that Charleston is where Eric Bischoff was fired. At least Bischoff made it entertaining. Cena comments on Coach’s singing abilities and we see footage of Coach in the bathroom singing ‘I’m Too Sexy’. Coach says that if Cena wants controversy, entertainment, and excitement; he has a change of heart. Tonight John Cena will take the Master Lock Challenge, and it will be for the WWE Title. We go to commercial.
-We are back and Edge and Randy Orton are in the locker room. Security tells Edge and Orton that Kenny is here. Kenny says that the Spirit Squad is dead. Since DX is trying to humiliate Edge, Orton, and the Spirit Squad, they can join forces to take care of DX. Orton wants to know what Kenny can do for them. Kenny says that strength in numbers will help them. Edge wonders what makes Kenny think that he is in their league. Edge reminds them that the Spirit Squad were shipped to OVW last week. He needs to prove himself to get a chance.
-Lilian Garcia is in the ring and she talks about Roddy Piper’s recent surgery for lymphoma and she says that Roddy vows to be back in the ring. She says that this match is dedicated to his speedy recovery.
The Highlanders vs. Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch
Cade and Murdoch attack Rory and Robbie as the bell rings. Rory ducks a double clothesline and Robbie hits a missile drop kick on Cade. Rory with a flap jack to Murdoch Rory and Robbie send Cade into Murdoch and Murdoch goes outside the ring. Cade is sent outside as well. Murdoch is rolled back in. Murdoch with an Irish whip but Rory avoids the charge and he sends Murdoch into the turnbuckles. Cade hits Rory from behind when the referee was distracted. Cade with a reverse atomic drop followed by a boot from Murdoch. Cade with a forearm to Rory’s back and Murdoch is tagged in. Cade and Murdoch send Rory into the turnbuckles. Cade is tagged back in and they hit a double back elbow. Cade kicks Rory as Rory tries to make the tag. Murdoch is tagged back in and he chops Rory. Murdoch slams Rory and then Murdoch goes to the second turnbuckle, but he leaps into a boot from Rory. Cade and Robbie tag in and Robbie with double sledges to both men. Cade hits Robbie from behind and works on Robbie’s neck. Cade and Murdoch try for the double goozle, but Rory trips Murdoch and Robbie with a rollup on Cade for the three count.
Winners: The Highlanders
-Victoria comes to the ring with a clipboard that has Candice, Maria, Torrie, and Mickie James’s names on it.
Maria vs. Victoria
Victoria comes into the ring and she kicks Maria in the midsection and the head. Victoria chokes Maria in the ropes and then knees Maria in the back. Maria with a forearm, but Victoria with a clothesline that sends Maria to the mat. Victoria with a side slam from a Death Valley Driver position for the three count.
Winner: Victoria
-After the match, Victoria puts a check mark next to Maria’s name while Mickie James comes out to check on Maria. Victoria kicks Mickie in the back of the head, but Mickie with punches. Victoria with a kick and a knee to Mickie’s head. Victoria gets Mickie up for the Widow’s Peak and wonders who the crazy bitch is now.
-We are back with Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler. Jim Ross talks about the Iraq trip this week. Jerry talks about how some wrestlers were asked to stop by a local retirement community. The special superstars are Cryme Tyme. The enter and the residents of the retirement community are in shock. They say that they are going to sing some Christmas Carols. The first one is Reggie the Red Nosed Crack Head. The next one is their own special version of Silent Night. Then they do their version of Let It Snow, but it is Give Us Gold. They leave the building with one of the residents. The event coordinator says that it is a mistake, but the resident tells him off and she leaves with them.
-We see Todd Grisham, Super Crazy, and Hacksaw Jim Duggan in an office watching the Cryme Tyme segment and they are laughing at it. Meanwhile, Shelton Benjamin wants to know what is so funny about it. Shelton says that Cryme Tyme is reinforcing every negative stereotype about black people. Super Crazy says that he likes it by saying ‘si’. Shelton wants to know if Super Crazy minds seeing race relations turned back twenty years, and Super Crazy says ‘si’. Shelton wants to know if Super Crazy understands him. Todd is not sure. Shelton suggests that Super Crazy can face him in the ring and after Crazy loses, he can go back to selling fruit on the highway. Super Crazy calls Shelton a ‘punk ass beyotch’ and leaves.
-We are back and Shelton Benjamin is in the ring and he calls Cryme Tyme a joke and he is ashamed at all of the people who cheered Cryme Tyme. Super Crazy is going to pay for what the fans did. Super Crazy is going to take a whipping and he will go home with a Spanish-to-English dictionary.
Super Crazy vs. Shelton Benjamin
Shelton with a knee to Crazy followed by a kick and punch. Shelton rakes Crazy’s eyes followed by an Irish whip, but Crazy with a cross body from the turnbuckles for a two count. Crazy with a tilt-a-whirl head scissors. Benjamin with a roundhouse kick and super kick to Crazy and then he punches Crazy. Benjamin drops Crazy on his back and then he stands over Crazy and berates him. Benjamin with an Irish whip and then he tries for the Stinger Splash, but Crazy ducks. Crazy goes up top and he tries for a moonsault, but Benjamin moves out of the way. Benjamin with a T-Bone suplex for the three count.
Winner: Shelton Benjamin
-After the match, Charlie Haas comes out and he tries to celebrate with Shelton Benjamin, but Shelton is in shock at why Charlie is in the ring.
WWE Championship
Masterlock Challenge
John Cena (c) vs. Chris Masters
We are back for the Master Lock Challenge for the WWE Title. Out first is Chris Masters and then the champion, John Cena. Masters gets ready to lock in the Master Lock, but Masters does not lock it in and they have some words. Masters locks in the Master Lock and Cena gets up from the chair. Cena tries to power out of the hold using his arms, but Masters keeps it locked in. Cena appears to be passing out and the referee is getting ready to check Cena’s arm, but Cena gets his second wind. Cena backs Masters into the turnbuckles but Masters holds on to the Master Lock. Masters holds on. Masters and Cena go into the turnbuckles and the referee goes down. Cena puts Masters in a full nelson and Masters taps.
Winner: John Cena
-After the challenge, Umaga comes out with Armando Alejandro Estrada. Umaga and Cena with punches. Referees come to the ring to try to break things up, but they signal for security to come out. Security pulls Umaga off Cena. While security holds Cena, Estrada kicks Cena in the ribs. Umaga and Cena fight outside the ring and Umaga sends Cena over the announce table. Umaga dives over the table as he goes after Cena. There is pandemonium at ringside as Cena finally gets into the ring while Umaga takes care of security at ringside. Cena with a cross body onto Umaga as security gains control. That is short lived as Umaga continues to attack security on the floor. Umaga gets back into the ring and the security in the ring pulls them apart. Estrada tells Umaga to go to the back.
-We are back with a Moments Ago Moment of the Master Lock Challenge as well as the brawl between John Cena and Umaga as Jim Ross talks about the carnage that resulted. Jerry Lawler says that Cena and Umaga have been called to Coach’s office.
-Torrie Wilson is in the back getting coffee and Viscera stops by to talk to her. Viscera says that the grapevine is saying that Torrie has something going on with Carlito. Torrie says that they are together. Viscera says that Torrie needs to drop Carlito and get with him. Viscera says that they can go to his hotel room and they can get some room service and oils to rub her down. Carlito stops by and he says that he likes Viscera’s tastes in women but he needs to eat healthier. Carlito spits apple in Viscera’s face and then he gets a towel to wipe his face. Ron Simmons stops by for a ‘DAMN’ moment.
-Todd Grisham is with Degeneration X in the interview area. Todd asks them how Ric Flair is doing. Shawn tells Todd that Ric Flair cannot be held down and Flair will be back. Michaels applauds Orton and Edge for seeing beyond the mirage that is Degeneration X. The fighting the system, spitting in the face of authority and having respect for no one did not apply to Ric Flair. Shawn talks about the impact that Flair had on each of them as they were growing up. Over the last five years, they have gotten to know Flair and became friends. Now it became personal. They did to Flair last week what Orton and Edge have been unable to do to Degeneration. What Edge and Orton inflicted on Flair is nothing compared to what they are going to do to Edge and Orton.
Carlito w/ Torrie Wilson vs. Viscera
Viscera charges slowly at Carlito and Carlito avoids Viscera and he punches Viscera. Viscera puts Carlito in the corner and Viscera chops Carlito followed by a biel. Viscera chokes Carlito in the corner, but Carlito avoids Viscera in the corner. Viscera with a clothesline to Carlito and Carlito goes down. Carlito punches Viscera in the midsection. Carlito comes off the ropes and Viscera with a spinning heel kick. Viscera continues to work over Carlito by standing on Carlito’s back. Viscera with a head butt to Carlito. Carlito tries for a springboard cross body, but Viscera pushes him away. Viscera misses an elbow drop and Carlito punches Viscera in the head. Carlito with a kick and a knee lift followed by a clothesline. Viscera with a Boss Man Slam and then he turns Carlito over. Viscera with the hip swivel, but Torrie grabs Viscera’s leg as he comes off the ropes. Viscera gets ready to charge at Torrie, but Carlito with a missile drop kick followed by a springboard senton splash and a quebrada for the three count.
Winner: Carlito
-After the match, Torrie kisses Carlito as they celebrate in the ring.
-John Cena is in Coach’s office. Estrada says that he talked to Coach and Coach took advice. Cena and Umaga cannot touch each other for the rest of the year. Cena grabs Estrada and Estrada threatens to sue Cena. Cena says that Estrada talks a big game. Cena sees Coach enter the room and he says that Estrada told him that he has Coach in the palm of his hand, that Coach is nothing but a puppet, and that he is the one who runs Raw. Coach separates both men and Coach says that he is tired of everyone disrespecting him. Coach says that the stipulation stands where neither man can touch each other unless there are in a match until the end of 2006. Next week, Estrada will face John Cena.
-We are back with the Kiss Cam and Val Venis is the host. Val says that the final kiss will happen with a happy couple in the middle of the ring. Val chooses two women sitting in the front row. Val says that it will be a thrill of a lifetime for both women. They both come into the ring and Val says that everyone wants to see them kiss right now. After hesitating, the two women finally kiss rolling on the mat.
Eugene comes out to the ring and he takes the mic. He says that he wants a kiss. He asks one of the girls for a kiss, but she refuses. He says that he is special. The second girl refuses too. Eugene tries to force himself on one of the girls. Val stops Eugene but Eugene hits Val in the back with the mic. Eugene chokes Val in the ropes. Eugene gives Val a DDT and then he leaves the ring and heads for the announce table, proclaiming that he is special. Eugene goes to the back.
-We see all eight men in the main event in their respective locker rooms as we go to commercial.
Rated-RKO & MNM vs. Hardy Boyz & D-Generation X
All eight men battle in the ring until Degeneration X and the Hardys remain. Hunter slams Orton’s head into the announce table and he punches Orton. Hunter rolls Orton back into the ring. Hunter punches Orton and kicks him in the corner. The referee tries to pull Hunter off Orton, but Hunter continues to choke Orton. Hunter slams Orton’s head into Shawn’s boots. Michaels tags in and he chops Orton. Michaels with a swinging neck breaker to Orton followed by a kick. Michaels chops Orton and then Hunter is tagged back in. Hunter kicks Orton and punches Randy. Orton with a thumb to the eyes and Nitro is tagged in. Hunter with a clothesline that flips Nitro. Matt is tagged in and he hits a back elbow for a two count. Matt slams Nitro and follows that with a leg drop for a two count. Jeff is tagged in and Matt throws Nitro into Jeff’s shoulder and Jeff with a slingshot drop kick for a two count. Jeff with a snap mare and drop kick to Nitro for a two count. Matt tags in and he Irish whips Nitro. Mercury comes in and Matt sends him into Nitro. Jeff with Poetry in Motion to Nitro and Mercury. Jeff and Matt with a wheelbarrow double suplex to Mercury and we go to commercial. We are back and Jeff is punching Nitro in the corner and then he tries for the delayed baseball slide, but Nitro blocks it. Mercury tags in and he punches Jeff. Orton tags in and he punches Jeff in the head and then kicks Jeff against the ropes. Edge chokes Jeff while the referee stops Triple H. Nitro tags in and he kicks Jeff in the ribs. Nitro with a European uppercut and then he tags Mercury back in. Mercury and Nitro with a double catapult into the ropes on Jeff and Melina shrieks her approval. Mercury gets a two count. Nitro tags back in and they hit a double gut buster. Nitro with a pommel horse flare leg drop and Edge is tagged in. Edge punches Jeff and he keeps Jeff from making the tag. Edge with a rear chin lock and then he hits a drop kick for a two count. Orton is tagged in and he hits a knee drop. Edge is tagged back in and Orton hits a side slam while Edge simultaneously hits an inverted DDT. Matt breaks up the cover. Orton tags back in and he hits the Garvin stomp on Jeff and finishes it off with a knee drop for a two count. Orton with a rear chin lock and Jeff tries to get out of the hold, but Orton pulls Jeff down. Nitro and Mercury are in and Jeff hits Whisper in the Wind and Matt is tagged in. Matt with a clothesline to Edge and then he hits a bulldog clothesline combination on Nitro and Mercury. All eight men are in the ring and Michaels with a flying clothesline to Nitro and then he kips up and hits a clothesline that ends Nitro over the top rope. Michaels, Matt, and Jeff with stereo pescados. Triple H hits a spinebuster on Orton. Kenny comes through the crowd and he hits Shawn Michaels with the chair. Hunter avoids a chair shot and he fights through the crowd with Kenny. Back in the ring, Matt with a side effect to Orton, but Nitro pushes Jeff off the top turnbuckle. Edge with a spear to Matt for the three count.
Winners: Rated-RKO & MNM
-After the match, Triple H gets back on the apron and he brings Kenny into the ring. Shawn Michaels also gets back into the ring. Shawn sets up for Sweet Chin Music and he hits it. Hunter with a kick and it is time for the Pedigree on Kenny. We go to credits.
