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WWE ARMAGEDDON
DECEMBER 17, 2006
RICHMOND, VIRGINIA
-Armageddon opened with a video feature on the triple main event tonight. They are pushing John Cena and Batista as the first time two World champions have teamed up. Michael Cole and JBL welcomed everyone to the PPV.
Inferno Match
Kane vs. MVP
MVP tried to escape the ring once Kane entered but the flames shot up and prevented him. He begged Kane for mercy, but instead got a big boot to the face. Kane whipped MVP into the corner. MVP tried to climb out of the ring but had doubts about leaving and returned. Kane pummeled MVP and tried to drag his arm towards the flames. He nailed MVP with a blow to the back of the head, sending him to the mat. Kane grabbed MVP's legs. MVP pulled himself upwards in the corner, so Kane pulled him away and dropped him on his face. Kane put MVP in the corner and attempted a superplex but was shoved off. Kane hit a bodypress onto Kane and peppered him with punches. MVP hit a running boot to the face in the corner, but Kane sat up. They exchanged punches center ring. MVP tried to break Kane down with kicks to the legs but Kane clotheslined him down. Kane measured him for the goozle, then hit a chokeslam. Kane removed a turnbuckle covering and attempted to light it aflame but the burners on that side of the ring went out. Kane then lit the padding on another side but MVP nailed Kane before he could use it and tossed it to the floor,. MVP tried to hit a sliding kick on Kane into the flames but Kane moved and MVP barely escaped. Kane unloaded in the corner, finishing with a running clothesline. Kane hit a sideslam in the center of the ring. MVP fought back but his blows didn't effect Kane. He tried to climb out of the ring but Kane shoved him off the ropes. MVP crashed into the announcer's table. Kane went to the top and dove over the flames to the floor. MVP and Kane tried to force each other into the flames. Kane nailed MVP with a big boot on the floor. MVP tried to run under the ring but Kane pulled him out. Kane grabbed MVP by the throat and forced him up the ring steps, then backwards into the flames. The back of MVP's outfit went up and he made his way around the ring. When he got to the aisle, he dropped down and WWE staffers used fire extinguishers to put out the flames. They used a number of great replays to show the flames climbing up MVP's back.
Winner: Kane
-Jillian Hall, Leyla El, Ashley, and Kristal Marshall were outside Teddy Long's office. Long arrived and said that they had a special guest tonight - Santa Claus. They were all excited about Santa's impending arrival. Long then announced they would have the first-ever Naughty or Nice contest. The Divas were extremely excited about having to dress in lingerie for the fans.
-Teddy Long comes out and announces that the tag team title match will be a ladder match. Long adds two more teams to the match - They are MNM and the Hardy Boys.
4 Way WWE Tag Team Titles - Ladder Match
London & Kendrick vs. MNM vs. The Hardy Boys vs. Regal & Dave Taylor
The Hardys and London & Kendrick dump both MNM and Regal & Taylor out of the ring and then go at it. The crowd is solidly behind the Hardy Boys. Michael Cole claims that Kendrick, London, Mercury, Regal, and Taylor have never been a ladder match before. The Hardys nail the Poetry in Motion on Dave Taylor then MNM nails Jeff Hardy with the Snapshot. Paul London climbs the ladder, Johnny Nitro trys to spring board in and dropkick him off of it but he moves and Nitro hits the ladder. Mercury climbs a ladder but it gets turned over by Matt Hardy and he falls all the way to the floor. The Hardys go for another Poetry in Motion, but London moves and Jeff hits a ladder head on. Kendrick almost makes it to the titles but Matt Hardy gets there just in time and pulls him down. London bridges a ladder across the ropes and lays Matt Hardy on it. Kendrick jumps off the top rope and nails a double stomp onto Matt while is on the ladder. MNM set up a catapult with two ladders and they try to superplex Jeff Hardy onto it. Hardy counters and jumps off the top rear first onto the ladders and they bounce up into MNM's face. Mercury gets hit flesh in the face and is bleeding very badly. Mercury is pooring blood and looks to have a broken nose. Regal reverse suplexes London onto a ladder that is bridged across the ropes and he goes head first between the rungs. Cole says that Joey Mercury was rushed to the hospital. Regal starts to climb for the belts but gets scarred and jumps down. Nitro climbs the ladder but is met with a spring board dropkick from Paul London that sends him crashing to the mat. London and Matt Hardy climb the ladder. Matt back drops London off the ladder but Matt loses his balance and falls off as well. Now, Jeff Hardy and Nitro climb the ladder. Nitro almost reaches the belts but Jeff hits him with a sunset flip powerbomb off the ladder and they both go crashing to the mat. Regal and Taylor start to climb dual ladders but they are afraid. Regal climbs up slowly but Kendrick stops him. Both men fall off the ladder. Regal crashes to the mat but Kendrick falls to the floor and grabs his leg in pain. London and Matt Hardy climb up at the same time. London knocks Matt off and grabs the title belts!
Winners: London & Kendrick
-They showed Kristal Marshall getting ready for the Naughty or Nice contest.
Boogeyman vs. Mike the Miz
Miz tried to talk on the mic but was cut off by Boogey's entrance. Miz freaks and hides in the ropes. Boogey with a few clotheslines so Miz bails. Boogey hip tosses him back in and hits another clothesline. Boogey charges, slowly, and gets thrown into the ring post shoulder first. Miz works at the arm and hits his own clothesline for 2. Armbreaker gets 2. Cole gives us updates – MVP and Mercury are in hospital now. Mercury's nose was broken. Miz jumps off the top into the chokebomb and Boogey gets the win.
Winner: Boogeyman
-They showed Jillian Hall (with her back to the camera) previewing her lingerie to Leyla El.
-Chavo Guerrero announces that he is dedicating his match to Vickie Guerrero. Vickie cuts a promo and promises that Benoit will lose the U.S. title.
-Cole says that Joey Mercury has been diagnosed with a broken nose and servere lacerations around his eyes.
U.S. Title Match
Chris Benoit (c) vs. Chavo Guerrero
Chavo attacks Benoit before the bell but Benoit quickly regains control and goes to work on Guerrero. Benoit goes for an early sharpshooter but Chavo pokes him in the eye. Both men fight out on the floor near Vickie as she holds her neck. As they fight back into the ring a lets go Benoit chant rings out. Benoit goes up top but Chavo counters it and nails him with a superplex. Chavo goes to work on the back of Benoit. Chris Benoit counters a suplex and locks in the Crossface but Chavo makes it to the ropes. Chavo regains control and continues to work over Benoit's back. Chavo goes for the Three Amigos but Benoit counters them and nails Guerrero with not one, not two, not three, but 8 German Suplexes in a row! Chavo uses the ropes to breack the count. Benoit locks in the Sharpshooter. Vickie enters the ring with the US title. Benoit trys to put her in the Sharpshooter but Chavo rolls him up from behind. Benoit counters the roll up back into the Sharpshooter and Chavo taps out.
Winner: Chris Benoit
-Ashley is shown putting on sheer stockings.
Cruiserweight Title Match
Gregory Helms vs. Jimmy Wang Yang
Yang takes control of the match. He goes for a moonsault but Helms moves. Yang lands on his feet and Helms goes to the floor asking for a timeout. Yang climbs to the top rope and Helms knocks him off to the floor. Helms climbs out of the ring and nails Yang with a swinging neck breaker on the floor. Helms goes to work on the neck of Yang. Yang sends Helms out to the floor and dives over the top rope onto him. Back in the ring Helms continues to work on the neck of Yang and a boring chant breaks out. JBL wonders why they are chanting boring. JBL blames it on Teddy Long and the Inferno Match. Helms nails Yang with a swinging neck breaker from the top rope. JBL calls it the greatest Cruiserweight match he has ever seen. Helms jumps off the top rope but Yang catches him with a kick to the face. Yang goes for the Yang Time but Helms moves out of the way and rolls up Yang for the pin. JBL says we just saw a hell of a match and the stupid idiotic fans are sitting on their hands.
Winner: Gregory Helms
Last Ride Match
Undertaker vs. Mr. Kennedy
Kennedy was out first and did his introduction. He called himself the future of Smackdown, then said, "Hell, I am Smackdown." At the bell, Taker came out looking he was fighting in UFC. Kennedy retreated quickly to the floor. Taker finally caught Kennedy in the corner, then chased him to the floor. Taker slammed Kennedy's head into the stairs at ringside, then tossed him onto the Spanish Announce Table. He slammed his head into the table, then launched him into the ring apron. Back in the ring, Taker charged for a big boot but Kennedy ducked. Undertaker ended up over the ropes and on the floor. Kennedy attacked him in the floor. He went for a running dive off the apron but Take caught him in the air and drove Kennedy backwards into the ringsteps. Taker began carrying Kennedy towards the hearse but Kennedy slipped out from behind and shoved Taker towards the car. Kennedy worked over Taker and tried to put him in the car. He got Taker in but was unable to close the door. When he opened it, Taker kicked him in the head. They battled back towards the ring. Kennedy tried to escape over the rail into the crowd but Taker pulled him back in. Taker put Kennedy on the apron and dropped a leg across the throat. Taker dragged him back into the ring and hit a suicide-plex with both men standing on top of the ropes into the ring. Taker tossed Kennedy to the floor. Kennedy locked Taker in a sleeper on the floor in front of the hearse with the idea that Taker would be out and easy prey to be tossed into the car. Kennedy began dragging Taker to the hearse and tossed him in. He shut the door but needed to drive it out of the Arena. When Kennedy opened the door to get in, Taker was waiting and grabbed him by the throat. He dragged Kennedy back to the ringside area and tossed him into the rail. Taker began clearing off the announce table but was attacked by Kennedy with a chair. Kennedy worked over Taker's ribs and back with the chair. Taker sat up, and Kennedy scampered from the ring. Kennedy headed towards the hearse with Taker in pursuit. They climbed up the Armageddon set, which was designed to look like a medieval castle. They battled on top of the set. Kennedy teased throwing Taker off the side of the set. Taker caught Kennedy with a goozle and teased a chokeslam but kicked Taker low. He tossed Taker off with Taker taking a big bump into a crash pad below. The crowd gave one of those brief "Holy sh**" chants. They played it up like Taker was destroyed. Kennedy dragged a limp Taker to the hearse. He tossed Taker into the car, so he's either about to win or we get the undead comeback from Taker. They had a camera inside the car that showed Kennedy trying to drive and Taker sitting up behind him, like a horror move. Taker dragged Kennedy backwards into the hearse and they spilled out the back. Taker went nuts, unloading with punches and strikes. Undertaker began wrecking Kennedy with a chair. He grabbed a steel pipe, but missed Kennedy and shattered the back window of the hearse. He drilled Kennedy with another chair, this time busting open Kennedy. Undertaker continued with punches. He tossed Kennedy atop the roof of the hearse. Undertaker grabbed him for a chokeslam and slammed him on the roof of the car. That looked and sounded brutal. Taker then tombstoned Kennedy on the roof. Undertaker opened the hearse door, exposing all the broken glass inside and tossed Kennedy in. Taker then drove the hearse out of the Arena, winning the match.
Winner: Undertaker
-King Booker was preparing for his match. Finlay came in and said that despite their history, he wanted to promise Booker that he wasn't going to double cross Booker. Booker said that he wasn't going to doublecross Finlay either. Sharmell stepped in and said that tonight they were partners and needed each other tonight. Finlay noted that he had his shillelagh and his "Little fella" but all Booker had was Sharmell. Sharmell was offended.
Naughty or Nice Lingerie Contest:
Leyla El vs. Jillian Hall vs. Kristal Marshall vs. Ashley
Santa Claus made his way to the ring. He said it's been cold at the North Pole so they were going to heat things up with the Naughty or Nice contest. They set it up for Ashley go go last, since she's doing Playboy and has to get the big push. JBL called Jillian, "Lillian" and when Cole called him on it, he responded, "Like I remember women's names. They're all hot to me." Leyla looked beyond amazing and if this thing was legitimate, she would have blown everyone else away. Leyla got the biggest reaction it seemed but they pushed that Ashley did. Santa announced that everyone was the winner, then asked for his music to be hit, revealing himself to be Big Dick! He stripped down and danced with the Divas. They did a conga line out of the Arena.
Batista & Cena vs. King Booker & Finlay
They did big entrances for everyone. Booker and Cena started out. Booker nailed Cena with a series of forearms but Cena came back with an armbar. Batista and Finlay tagged in. Finlay tried to jump off the turnbuckles but was caught, dropped, and slapped. Batista catapulted Finlay into the ropes. Finlay bounced back and snapped backwards over Batista's knees. Batista hit a muscle buster but Booker broke up the pinfall. Booker tagged in . He worked over Batista with chops in the corner. He tried to hiptoss Batista, but Batista caught him and clotheslined him down. Batista and Cena tagged in and out, working over Booker. Cena hit the five knuckle shuffle on Booker, teased the F-U, but Booker escaped. He locked on the STFU but Finlay interfered.
Batista and Finlay brawled while the referee broke them up. Booker nailed Cena in the throat with his royal sceptre. Booker and Finlay took turns working over Cena. The Little Bastard tried to interfere but when he measured Cena for a kick, Cena moved and he ended up kicking himself in the head. Booker took back over with a top wristlock. Cena escaped and nailed a DDT. Cena made the hot tag to Batista, who nailed a spinebuster on Batista and clothesline on Finlay. He sent Finlay crashing into Booker in the corner. Booker ended up kicking Finlay. Batista hit a spinning sideslam. They went back and forth with nothing really clicking. Batista hit the Demon Bomb on Booker for the pin.
Winners: Batista & Cena
DECEMBER 17, 2006
RICHMOND, VIRGINIA
-Armageddon opened with a video feature on the triple main event tonight. They are pushing John Cena and Batista as the first time two World champions have teamed up. Michael Cole and JBL welcomed everyone to the PPV.
Inferno Match
Kane vs. MVP
MVP tried to escape the ring once Kane entered but the flames shot up and prevented him. He begged Kane for mercy, but instead got a big boot to the face. Kane whipped MVP into the corner. MVP tried to climb out of the ring but had doubts about leaving and returned. Kane pummeled MVP and tried to drag his arm towards the flames. He nailed MVP with a blow to the back of the head, sending him to the mat. Kane grabbed MVP's legs. MVP pulled himself upwards in the corner, so Kane pulled him away and dropped him on his face. Kane put MVP in the corner and attempted a superplex but was shoved off. Kane hit a bodypress onto Kane and peppered him with punches. MVP hit a running boot to the face in the corner, but Kane sat up. They exchanged punches center ring. MVP tried to break Kane down with kicks to the legs but Kane clotheslined him down. Kane measured him for the goozle, then hit a chokeslam. Kane removed a turnbuckle covering and attempted to light it aflame but the burners on that side of the ring went out. Kane then lit the padding on another side but MVP nailed Kane before he could use it and tossed it to the floor,. MVP tried to hit a sliding kick on Kane into the flames but Kane moved and MVP barely escaped. Kane unloaded in the corner, finishing with a running clothesline. Kane hit a sideslam in the center of the ring. MVP fought back but his blows didn't effect Kane. He tried to climb out of the ring but Kane shoved him off the ropes. MVP crashed into the announcer's table. Kane went to the top and dove over the flames to the floor. MVP and Kane tried to force each other into the flames. Kane nailed MVP with a big boot on the floor. MVP tried to run under the ring but Kane pulled him out. Kane grabbed MVP by the throat and forced him up the ring steps, then backwards into the flames. The back of MVP's outfit went up and he made his way around the ring. When he got to the aisle, he dropped down and WWE staffers used fire extinguishers to put out the flames. They used a number of great replays to show the flames climbing up MVP's back.
Winner: Kane
-Jillian Hall, Leyla El, Ashley, and Kristal Marshall were outside Teddy Long's office. Long arrived and said that they had a special guest tonight - Santa Claus. They were all excited about Santa's impending arrival. Long then announced they would have the first-ever Naughty or Nice contest. The Divas were extremely excited about having to dress in lingerie for the fans.
-Teddy Long comes out and announces that the tag team title match will be a ladder match. Long adds two more teams to the match - They are MNM and the Hardy Boys.
4 Way WWE Tag Team Titles - Ladder Match
London & Kendrick vs. MNM vs. The Hardy Boys vs. Regal & Dave Taylor
The Hardys and London & Kendrick dump both MNM and Regal & Taylor out of the ring and then go at it. The crowd is solidly behind the Hardy Boys. Michael Cole claims that Kendrick, London, Mercury, Regal, and Taylor have never been a ladder match before. The Hardys nail the Poetry in Motion on Dave Taylor then MNM nails Jeff Hardy with the Snapshot. Paul London climbs the ladder, Johnny Nitro trys to spring board in and dropkick him off of it but he moves and Nitro hits the ladder. Mercury climbs a ladder but it gets turned over by Matt Hardy and he falls all the way to the floor. The Hardys go for another Poetry in Motion, but London moves and Jeff hits a ladder head on. Kendrick almost makes it to the titles but Matt Hardy gets there just in time and pulls him down. London bridges a ladder across the ropes and lays Matt Hardy on it. Kendrick jumps off the top rope and nails a double stomp onto Matt while is on the ladder. MNM set up a catapult with two ladders and they try to superplex Jeff Hardy onto it. Hardy counters and jumps off the top rear first onto the ladders and they bounce up into MNM's face. Mercury gets hit flesh in the face and is bleeding very badly. Mercury is pooring blood and looks to have a broken nose. Regal reverse suplexes London onto a ladder that is bridged across the ropes and he goes head first between the rungs. Cole says that Joey Mercury was rushed to the hospital. Regal starts to climb for the belts but gets scarred and jumps down. Nitro climbs the ladder but is met with a spring board dropkick from Paul London that sends him crashing to the mat. London and Matt Hardy climb the ladder. Matt back drops London off the ladder but Matt loses his balance and falls off as well. Now, Jeff Hardy and Nitro climb the ladder. Nitro almost reaches the belts but Jeff hits him with a sunset flip powerbomb off the ladder and they both go crashing to the mat. Regal and Taylor start to climb dual ladders but they are afraid. Regal climbs up slowly but Kendrick stops him. Both men fall off the ladder. Regal crashes to the mat but Kendrick falls to the floor and grabs his leg in pain. London and Matt Hardy climb up at the same time. London knocks Matt off and grabs the title belts!
Winners: London & Kendrick
-They showed Kristal Marshall getting ready for the Naughty or Nice contest.
Boogeyman vs. Mike the Miz
Miz tried to talk on the mic but was cut off by Boogey's entrance. Miz freaks and hides in the ropes. Boogey with a few clotheslines so Miz bails. Boogey hip tosses him back in and hits another clothesline. Boogey charges, slowly, and gets thrown into the ring post shoulder first. Miz works at the arm and hits his own clothesline for 2. Armbreaker gets 2. Cole gives us updates – MVP and Mercury are in hospital now. Mercury's nose was broken. Miz jumps off the top into the chokebomb and Boogey gets the win.
Winner: Boogeyman
-They showed Jillian Hall (with her back to the camera) previewing her lingerie to Leyla El.
-Chavo Guerrero announces that he is dedicating his match to Vickie Guerrero. Vickie cuts a promo and promises that Benoit will lose the U.S. title.
-Cole says that Joey Mercury has been diagnosed with a broken nose and servere lacerations around his eyes.
U.S. Title Match
Chris Benoit (c) vs. Chavo Guerrero
Chavo attacks Benoit before the bell but Benoit quickly regains control and goes to work on Guerrero. Benoit goes for an early sharpshooter but Chavo pokes him in the eye. Both men fight out on the floor near Vickie as she holds her neck. As they fight back into the ring a lets go Benoit chant rings out. Benoit goes up top but Chavo counters it and nails him with a superplex. Chavo goes to work on the back of Benoit. Chris Benoit counters a suplex and locks in the Crossface but Chavo makes it to the ropes. Chavo regains control and continues to work over Benoit's back. Chavo goes for the Three Amigos but Benoit counters them and nails Guerrero with not one, not two, not three, but 8 German Suplexes in a row! Chavo uses the ropes to breack the count. Benoit locks in the Sharpshooter. Vickie enters the ring with the US title. Benoit trys to put her in the Sharpshooter but Chavo rolls him up from behind. Benoit counters the roll up back into the Sharpshooter and Chavo taps out.
Winner: Chris Benoit
-Ashley is shown putting on sheer stockings.
Cruiserweight Title Match
Gregory Helms vs. Jimmy Wang Yang
Yang takes control of the match. He goes for a moonsault but Helms moves. Yang lands on his feet and Helms goes to the floor asking for a timeout. Yang climbs to the top rope and Helms knocks him off to the floor. Helms climbs out of the ring and nails Yang with a swinging neck breaker on the floor. Helms goes to work on the neck of Yang. Yang sends Helms out to the floor and dives over the top rope onto him. Back in the ring Helms continues to work on the neck of Yang and a boring chant breaks out. JBL wonders why they are chanting boring. JBL blames it on Teddy Long and the Inferno Match. Helms nails Yang with a swinging neck breaker from the top rope. JBL calls it the greatest Cruiserweight match he has ever seen. Helms jumps off the top rope but Yang catches him with a kick to the face. Yang goes for the Yang Time but Helms moves out of the way and rolls up Yang for the pin. JBL says we just saw a hell of a match and the stupid idiotic fans are sitting on their hands.
Winner: Gregory Helms
Last Ride Match
Undertaker vs. Mr. Kennedy
Kennedy was out first and did his introduction. He called himself the future of Smackdown, then said, "Hell, I am Smackdown." At the bell, Taker came out looking he was fighting in UFC. Kennedy retreated quickly to the floor. Taker finally caught Kennedy in the corner, then chased him to the floor. Taker slammed Kennedy's head into the stairs at ringside, then tossed him onto the Spanish Announce Table. He slammed his head into the table, then launched him into the ring apron. Back in the ring, Taker charged for a big boot but Kennedy ducked. Undertaker ended up over the ropes and on the floor. Kennedy attacked him in the floor. He went for a running dive off the apron but Take caught him in the air and drove Kennedy backwards into the ringsteps. Taker began carrying Kennedy towards the hearse but Kennedy slipped out from behind and shoved Taker towards the car. Kennedy worked over Taker and tried to put him in the car. He got Taker in but was unable to close the door. When he opened it, Taker kicked him in the head. They battled back towards the ring. Kennedy tried to escape over the rail into the crowd but Taker pulled him back in. Taker put Kennedy on the apron and dropped a leg across the throat. Taker dragged him back into the ring and hit a suicide-plex with both men standing on top of the ropes into the ring. Taker tossed Kennedy to the floor. Kennedy locked Taker in a sleeper on the floor in front of the hearse with the idea that Taker would be out and easy prey to be tossed into the car. Kennedy began dragging Taker to the hearse and tossed him in. He shut the door but needed to drive it out of the Arena. When Kennedy opened the door to get in, Taker was waiting and grabbed him by the throat. He dragged Kennedy back to the ringside area and tossed him into the rail. Taker began clearing off the announce table but was attacked by Kennedy with a chair. Kennedy worked over Taker's ribs and back with the chair. Taker sat up, and Kennedy scampered from the ring. Kennedy headed towards the hearse with Taker in pursuit. They climbed up the Armageddon set, which was designed to look like a medieval castle. They battled on top of the set. Kennedy teased throwing Taker off the side of the set. Taker caught Kennedy with a goozle and teased a chokeslam but kicked Taker low. He tossed Taker off with Taker taking a big bump into a crash pad below. The crowd gave one of those brief "Holy sh**" chants. They played it up like Taker was destroyed. Kennedy dragged a limp Taker to the hearse. He tossed Taker into the car, so he's either about to win or we get the undead comeback from Taker. They had a camera inside the car that showed Kennedy trying to drive and Taker sitting up behind him, like a horror move. Taker dragged Kennedy backwards into the hearse and they spilled out the back. Taker went nuts, unloading with punches and strikes. Undertaker began wrecking Kennedy with a chair. He grabbed a steel pipe, but missed Kennedy and shattered the back window of the hearse. He drilled Kennedy with another chair, this time busting open Kennedy. Undertaker continued with punches. He tossed Kennedy atop the roof of the hearse. Undertaker grabbed him for a chokeslam and slammed him on the roof of the car. That looked and sounded brutal. Taker then tombstoned Kennedy on the roof. Undertaker opened the hearse door, exposing all the broken glass inside and tossed Kennedy in. Taker then drove the hearse out of the Arena, winning the match.
Winner: Undertaker
-King Booker was preparing for his match. Finlay came in and said that despite their history, he wanted to promise Booker that he wasn't going to double cross Booker. Booker said that he wasn't going to doublecross Finlay either. Sharmell stepped in and said that tonight they were partners and needed each other tonight. Finlay noted that he had his shillelagh and his "Little fella" but all Booker had was Sharmell. Sharmell was offended.
Naughty or Nice Lingerie Contest:
Leyla El vs. Jillian Hall vs. Kristal Marshall vs. Ashley
Santa Claus made his way to the ring. He said it's been cold at the North Pole so they were going to heat things up with the Naughty or Nice contest. They set it up for Ashley go go last, since she's doing Playboy and has to get the big push. JBL called Jillian, "Lillian" and when Cole called him on it, he responded, "Like I remember women's names. They're all hot to me." Leyla looked beyond amazing and if this thing was legitimate, she would have blown everyone else away. Leyla got the biggest reaction it seemed but they pushed that Ashley did. Santa announced that everyone was the winner, then asked for his music to be hit, revealing himself to be Big Dick! He stripped down and danced with the Divas. They did a conga line out of the Arena.
Batista & Cena vs. King Booker & Finlay
They did big entrances for everyone. Booker and Cena started out. Booker nailed Cena with a series of forearms but Cena came back with an armbar. Batista and Finlay tagged in. Finlay tried to jump off the turnbuckles but was caught, dropped, and slapped. Batista catapulted Finlay into the ropes. Finlay bounced back and snapped backwards over Batista's knees. Batista hit a muscle buster but Booker broke up the pinfall. Booker tagged in . He worked over Batista with chops in the corner. He tried to hiptoss Batista, but Batista caught him and clotheslined him down. Batista and Cena tagged in and out, working over Booker. Cena hit the five knuckle shuffle on Booker, teased the F-U, but Booker escaped. He locked on the STFU but Finlay interfered.
Batista and Finlay brawled while the referee broke them up. Booker nailed Cena in the throat with his royal sceptre. Booker and Finlay took turns working over Cena. The Little Bastard tried to interfere but when he measured Cena for a kick, Cena moved and he ended up kicking himself in the head. Booker took back over with a top wristlock. Cena escaped and nailed a DDT. Cena made the hot tag to Batista, who nailed a spinebuster on Batista and clothesline on Finlay. He sent Finlay crashing into Booker in the corner. Booker ended up kicking Finlay. Batista hit a spinning sideslam. They went back and forth with nothing really clicking. Batista hit the Demon Bomb on Booker for the pin.
Winners: Batista & Cena
