Post by NayNay on Dec 19, 2006 10:45:08 GMT -5
WWE RAW
DECEMBER 18, 2006
WASHINGTON, DC
-RAW opened with a lot of men already in the ring. Shawn Michaels, Carlito, Randy Orton & Triple H all then enter the ring to complete the enterances, and we are ready for the 30 Man Battle Royal!
30 Man Over the Top Battle Royal
Edge is on the floor refusing to enter. Masters and Carlito brawl outside where Edge spears Carlito. He throws Carlito in who is then the first eliminated. 29 to go. Sgt Slaughter is in there as is the Brooklyn Brawler. Speaking of which, he's out. Shelton just about hangs on after going over the top. Duggan and Slaughter are out, the latter eliminated by Viscera. Flair is in there. He's trying to put Orton out. Edge has now gotten in there and HHH goes after him. Shelton is hanging on over the apron again. Nothing happening. Lots of people hanging onto the ropes. Some brawling. Shawn survives a trip to the apron. Shad is going toe to toe with Snitsky. Vis goes after HHH, which gets DX teaming up on him a little. He ends up focusing on JTG instead. Vis goes after HHH again who facebusters him. DX shove the big man out and Vis is gone. Ad break. We come back with JTG hanging on. Simmons puts Venis and someone else out. Cryme Tyme dump Simmons out. He has a mic. "DAMN". Shelton throws JTG out. Actually that was a TWGTT double team. They put Shad out too. DX go after them and dump both guys. Flair, Lawler and HHH are prowling around in there. Masters backdrops Lawler out. HHH goes to put Masters out but he stays in. Crazy ranas out Jeff and eliminates himself in the process. Edge pokes HHH in the eye. Eugene is in there still. So's Cade & Murdoch, Nitro, Masters, Snitsky and Kenny plus the big names. Flair chops at Eugene. Snitsky trying to dump HHH gets a reaction but he counters and hits a DDT. Kenny goes after the Game. HHH throws him over the top but Kenny survives on the apron. Eugene keeps going after guys that Nitro is on. HHH taps him on the shoulder while he's wailing on Shawn and gets him to wave at the crowd. Obviously Eugene gets thrown out in short order. Masters low bridges Snitsky so he's gone. Flair backdrops Murdoch out. I count eight guys in there now. Rated RKO shoves Kenny out in order to knock Flair out as well. Crowd don't like that. They were probably hoping for Flair v Cena. Edge organises all the heels and it's Rated RKO, Masters, Nitro and Cade v DX. Ad break. We return with no further eliminations. It seems Edge is resting and organising. Rated RKO go after Shawn but HHH splits them up. The minor heels end up isolating HHH. Cade runs into a big boot. Rated RKO are trying to put Shawn out but he's hanging on. High knee for Nitro. Facebuster for Masters. HHH clotheslines him out. Everyone gangs up and dumps HHH. Shawn is now left 4 on 1. Great facial reactions from him. Crowd gets the "HBK" support going. Shawn just ploughs into the heels and tries to survive. Nitro gets sidestepped and thrown out. Lance Cade, Shawn Michaels, Edge, Randy Orton. Shawn cleans house on everyone. Shawn slams Orton and goes up top. Risky. Savage Elbow scores. JR notices Edge has disappeared. Shawn warms up the band. Edge is on the apron and he eats a superkick. Cade clotheslines Shawn so Orton throws him out. Cade that is. Orton v Shawn but Edge didn't go over the top so he's still legal. Shawn struggles back to his feet but he sees the RKO coming and blocks it. Orton charges so Shawn backdrops him out. Shawn isn't aware that Edge is still legal so doesn't see him drag Shawn over the top to win.
Winner: Edge
-Todd Grisham interviews the #1 contender: Edge. Edge says that NYR will now be Edge v Umaga for the title when he wins it tonight. He tells Orton he's setting his sights higher tonight by winning the title. Orton looks a bit meek.
-Maria talks to Chris Masters and looks scared. She asks him why he attacked Torrie last week. Masters tells her to relax. He only put Torrie in the Masterlock because Carlito embarrassed him by spitting apple in his face. Masters blames Carlito for sticking his nose in Masters' business. Tonight he's going to make Carlito pass out in the Masterlock. JR stops off to plug Stallone's appearance later on. Lawler segues avoiding injury in the battle royal to clips of Joey Mercury getting killed in the face in the ladder match. 25 stitches, broken nose.
-Grisham has the sambo world champion Vladimir Kozlov. He's "werry happy" to be here in America. He loves "dubble, dubble, ee". He's looking forward to competing in America. He cuts a promo in Russian.
Chris Masters vs. Carlito
Carlito doesn't wait for the bell, or even his entrance as he jumps Masters from behind during his. Carlito gets busted open on the floor and they brawl into the crowd. Masters has had enough already and he runs for the exit. Carlito is pissed off and bloody.
Winner: No Contest (?)
3 On 2 Handicap Match
The Hardy Boyz vs. Worlds Greatest Tag Team & Johnny Nitro
Shelton takes Matt down and schools him. Matt tries to counter but Shelton stays on his arm. Matt headscissors out but Shelton gets out back into an armbar. JR explains this match as Melina's retribution for Mercury's injury last night. Jeff gets a tag but Shelton catches him with a back suplex. Haas in and Shelton slams Jeff over Haas' knee. Nitro in and he pounds on Jeff trying to get revenge for Mercury. Just as I'm thinking this show feels like a Nitro rather than Raw JR points out we're "into our second hour". Jeff with a whisper in the wind called, curiously, a "Twist of Fate" by JR. Matt gets a tag and suplexes Haas as he comes in. Poetry in Motion scores. That brings in the heels to complain. Shelton gets tossed out and JR reminds us this match "Isn't a battle royal". Jeff hits a dive and up goes Matt for a moonsault to the floor. Everyone down. We return with Jeff taking a heat segment. Shelton chopblocks him. That leads to TWGTT working over the leg. Shelton mockingly dances and hooks up a half crab. Shelton knocks Matt off the apron, thus goading him into the ring and the heels pick apart Jeff's knee some more. Haas hooks up an Indian Deathlock and uses Shelton to cheat right in front of the referee. Nitro in to kick at Jeff's legs. We're reminded that he's wrestling Jeff at NYR in a cage match. Nitro continues his assault on Jeff's knee. Melina shouts at Jeff a bit as the heat segment continues. Hot tag to Matt and he cleans house. Bulldog on Shelton and a clothesline on Haas at the same time. Haas recovers so Matt hits him with a Side Effect. One for Benjamin gets 2. Matt goes for the Twist of Fate but Shelton pushes him away and Haas hangs him up over the ropes allowing Benjamin to get a roll up with a big handful of tights for the win.
Winners: Worlds Greatest Tag Team & Johnny
-After the match, the heels give the Hardyz a beating. Nitro kicks Jeff in the head. He's "sending a message" apparently. Melina has the IC belt as if to tell us that it'll be their belt soon.
-Umaga and Armando Alejandro Estrada get interview time. Grisham asks who Umaga would rather face at NYR for the title. AAE says no one on Earth can stop Umaga but if they had a choice between Cena & Edge they'd pick John Cena. It'd be easier and Estrada wants a measure of revenge for the beating he got last week.
-K-Fed is backstage and says he will be doing something later tonight - Melina calls him brave.
-Crowd chants "Rocky". We have Stallone via satellite. Lawler interviews him. Stallone talks about wanting to end the Rocky series on an emotional level. He doesn't think Rocky would work as a promoter. Lawler asks him how much Rocky is like Stallone. He says it's quite close, apart from Rocky V, and this latest one is very personal. Stallone puts over how people don't understand how tough wrestlers are. And he says it was tough working with Hulk Hogan. Lawler brings up Thunderlips and Stallone says Hogan would destroy Rocky because he's so strong and big. Stallone says that wrestlers are fast and strong so he has a lot of respect for them. Lawler brings up Federline and Stallone thinks Cena will win with one finger. Federline would have a better shot at beating his wardrobe. Crowd politely applauds.
Ric Flair vs. Kenny Dykstra
Kenny wails away and shouts "wooo" so Flair chops him. Kenny flips around Flair and hits a back elbow. He boots Flair out of the ring and follows to hit a suplex on the floor. "Kenny sucks" – DC. Kenny takes off his headband and throws it at Flair's face. Kenny chokes away and uses the count. Flair comes back with another chop but Kenny knocks him down and hits a running elbow drop for 2. Chinlock. Kenny punches away in the corner and goes for the 10 count punches but Flair inverted atomic drops him off. Kenny reverses him but runs into an elbow. Flair goes up top but gets thrown off. Kenny goes up top in a hurry but the Dykstra Jam misses. Flair gets in some strikes (a mix of elbows, chops and punches). Kenny misses in the corner and hurts his knee. Flair shinbreakers him. He goes for another one but Kenny sunset flips him for the pin.
Winner: Kenny Dykstra
-After the match, Kenny looks smug and Flair offers him a handshake because Kenny won clean. Kenny refuses it and takes a walk.
WWE Championship
John Cena (c) vs. Edge
Cena starts quicker and goes after the STFU but can't get it. Edge boots him in the face and throws Cena over the top rope. Cena gets his head bounced off the ring steps but blocks one on the announce table. Cena nearly gets counted out but as he comes back in Edge hits a neckbreaker. Crowd is going mental with a duelling chant. Edge takes it to the mat with a very low dragon sleeper. He nearly gets a pin off that. Duelling chant continues. Cena gets out and goes for a crossbody, which results in a mid air collision. We return with Edge in control with what appears to be a sleeper. Cena fights out so Edge goes to an armbar with a version of a headscissors. Cena powers up into a pin for 2. Cena gets out and Edge hooks up a cravat. Cena powers out of that too. Throwback scores. Crowd reaction is hugely mixed. Edge gets whipped into the buckles and jumps off into a Cena clothesline. Cena with some clotheslines. Protobomb. Edge can't see him. Five Knuckle Shuffle but Edge moves. SPEAR~! 1…2…kickout? The ref says Cena was in the ropes and Lawler says his foot was on there. Replay shows Cena grabbed it with his hand. To the ropes where Edge looks for a superplex but Cena punches him off. Diving Rocker Dropper! Pin gets 2. Cena with another Protobomb. Edge can't see him and this time the Five Knuckle Shuffle scores. Marine salute. FU but Edge gets out into the dragon sleeper but Cena poiwers out into an inverted brainbuster. That gets 2. Edge tips up in the corner but Cena grabs him for the FU, ref is bumped. RANDY ORTON is in there – RKO! DX come down and lay out Orton. Pedigree for Edge. Ref is recovered and Cena pins…for 3. It's over.
Winner: John Cena
-After the match, Cena goes to talk to DX and offers handshakes. There has been various bits of dissention teased everywhere tonight though. This would be a good finish to the show actually.
-Announced for main event: DX & John Cena vs. Rated RKO & Umaga
-JTG says "Yo" a lot. JTG say they've heard everything that TWGTT has said about them. Shad says they have a special guest here. "A character witness". It's George W. Bush…impersonator. Crowd "what" him. "George" says that Kanye West's rumours that Bush doesn't like black people is untrue. He name drops a few notable blacks in his government. "George" uses the N word and Shad threatens to kick his ass. "George" yacks some more. Cryme Tyme steal his wallet.
Non Title Match
Victoria vs. Mickie James
Victoria starts angry and backs Mickie into the corner. To the ropes and Victoria hits a superplex. That gets 2. Goku Raku stretch from Victoria. JR is dumbfounded that Mickie kicked out. Mickie gets the rolling prawn hold for 2. Some more roll up's. Mickie gets tripped up into the buckles. Back suplex gets 2. European uppercut to the back. Mickie gets up a head of speed for a crossbody and a few strikes follow. Back elbow and the Mickiecanrana gets 2. Victoria jacks Mickie up for the spinning sideslam but Mickie counters into a headscissors. Mickie goes for the DDT but Victoria dumps her on the ropes and kicks her in the mouth. Ow! WIDOWS PEAK ! Victoria gets the pin.
Winner: Victoria
-J.R. is in the ring talking about if K-Fed really is America's most hated man or if he is simply misunderstood. J.R. brings him out. Federline talks about how "K-Fed" is a personalitly made up by the media - nobody knows the real Kevin Federline, the real Federline doesn't back down from a challenge. He says he is going to shock the world and kick Cena's ass on 1/1.
DX & John Cena vs. Rated RKO & Umaga
Cena starts with Orton and hits the fisherman suplex for 2. Shawn comes in but Orton drags him into the heel corner. Edge comes in but Shawn chops at him. Edge runs into a big boot and Shawn chops away some more. Umaga comes in and he flattens Shawn with a clothesline. That wasn't off a tag. Estrada orders Umaga to tag in and he does so and takes Shawn apart before running the referee off. Headbutt and in comes Edge. He can't get Umaga out of the ring but Estrada can. Edge hammers away on Shawn and Orton illegally chokes him. Edge hits the spear in the corner. HHH v Umaga and HHH hammers away. Umaga stays up. Facebuster. Still up. Clotheslines. Still up. Edge comes in but gets thrown out. HHH goes for a pedigree but Umaga spikes him. Shawn gets the flip up Samoan Drop. Cena spears him out of the ring and that leads to huge brawl to the back. Edge gets a chair and nails HHH with it. Referee is calling for it and there's the bell.
Winners by DQ: DX & John Cena
-HHH is bleeding. Rated RKO hit a double RKO on a chair on Shawn Michaels. Rated RKO continue their assault on DX and Lawler tries to drag Orton off a bloody HHH. Edge goes for the solo Conchairto and nails it on HHH. He's left bleeding profusely. Orton hits him with the one man Conchairto too. They notice Shawn is still down and go to kill him too, which brings out an assortment of officials including Dean Malenko~! Rated RKO give up on following up on Shawn Michaels while we get replays of the Conchairto's that HHH got. Both of DX bleed in silence as the show goes off the air.
DECEMBER 18, 2006
WASHINGTON, DC
-RAW opened with a lot of men already in the ring. Shawn Michaels, Carlito, Randy Orton & Triple H all then enter the ring to complete the enterances, and we are ready for the 30 Man Battle Royal!
30 Man Over the Top Battle Royal
Edge is on the floor refusing to enter. Masters and Carlito brawl outside where Edge spears Carlito. He throws Carlito in who is then the first eliminated. 29 to go. Sgt Slaughter is in there as is the Brooklyn Brawler. Speaking of which, he's out. Shelton just about hangs on after going over the top. Duggan and Slaughter are out, the latter eliminated by Viscera. Flair is in there. He's trying to put Orton out. Edge has now gotten in there and HHH goes after him. Shelton is hanging on over the apron again. Nothing happening. Lots of people hanging onto the ropes. Some brawling. Shawn survives a trip to the apron. Shad is going toe to toe with Snitsky. Vis goes after HHH, which gets DX teaming up on him a little. He ends up focusing on JTG instead. Vis goes after HHH again who facebusters him. DX shove the big man out and Vis is gone. Ad break. We come back with JTG hanging on. Simmons puts Venis and someone else out. Cryme Tyme dump Simmons out. He has a mic. "DAMN". Shelton throws JTG out. Actually that was a TWGTT double team. They put Shad out too. DX go after them and dump both guys. Flair, Lawler and HHH are prowling around in there. Masters backdrops Lawler out. HHH goes to put Masters out but he stays in. Crazy ranas out Jeff and eliminates himself in the process. Edge pokes HHH in the eye. Eugene is in there still. So's Cade & Murdoch, Nitro, Masters, Snitsky and Kenny plus the big names. Flair chops at Eugene. Snitsky trying to dump HHH gets a reaction but he counters and hits a DDT. Kenny goes after the Game. HHH throws him over the top but Kenny survives on the apron. Eugene keeps going after guys that Nitro is on. HHH taps him on the shoulder while he's wailing on Shawn and gets him to wave at the crowd. Obviously Eugene gets thrown out in short order. Masters low bridges Snitsky so he's gone. Flair backdrops Murdoch out. I count eight guys in there now. Rated RKO shoves Kenny out in order to knock Flair out as well. Crowd don't like that. They were probably hoping for Flair v Cena. Edge organises all the heels and it's Rated RKO, Masters, Nitro and Cade v DX. Ad break. We return with no further eliminations. It seems Edge is resting and organising. Rated RKO go after Shawn but HHH splits them up. The minor heels end up isolating HHH. Cade runs into a big boot. Rated RKO are trying to put Shawn out but he's hanging on. High knee for Nitro. Facebuster for Masters. HHH clotheslines him out. Everyone gangs up and dumps HHH. Shawn is now left 4 on 1. Great facial reactions from him. Crowd gets the "HBK" support going. Shawn just ploughs into the heels and tries to survive. Nitro gets sidestepped and thrown out. Lance Cade, Shawn Michaels, Edge, Randy Orton. Shawn cleans house on everyone. Shawn slams Orton and goes up top. Risky. Savage Elbow scores. JR notices Edge has disappeared. Shawn warms up the band. Edge is on the apron and he eats a superkick. Cade clotheslines Shawn so Orton throws him out. Cade that is. Orton v Shawn but Edge didn't go over the top so he's still legal. Shawn struggles back to his feet but he sees the RKO coming and blocks it. Orton charges so Shawn backdrops him out. Shawn isn't aware that Edge is still legal so doesn't see him drag Shawn over the top to win.
Winner: Edge
-Todd Grisham interviews the #1 contender: Edge. Edge says that NYR will now be Edge v Umaga for the title when he wins it tonight. He tells Orton he's setting his sights higher tonight by winning the title. Orton looks a bit meek.
-Maria talks to Chris Masters and looks scared. She asks him why he attacked Torrie last week. Masters tells her to relax. He only put Torrie in the Masterlock because Carlito embarrassed him by spitting apple in his face. Masters blames Carlito for sticking his nose in Masters' business. Tonight he's going to make Carlito pass out in the Masterlock. JR stops off to plug Stallone's appearance later on. Lawler segues avoiding injury in the battle royal to clips of Joey Mercury getting killed in the face in the ladder match. 25 stitches, broken nose.
-Grisham has the sambo world champion Vladimir Kozlov. He's "werry happy" to be here in America. He loves "dubble, dubble, ee". He's looking forward to competing in America. He cuts a promo in Russian.
Chris Masters vs. Carlito
Carlito doesn't wait for the bell, or even his entrance as he jumps Masters from behind during his. Carlito gets busted open on the floor and they brawl into the crowd. Masters has had enough already and he runs for the exit. Carlito is pissed off and bloody.
Winner: No Contest (?)
3 On 2 Handicap Match
The Hardy Boyz vs. Worlds Greatest Tag Team & Johnny Nitro
Shelton takes Matt down and schools him. Matt tries to counter but Shelton stays on his arm. Matt headscissors out but Shelton gets out back into an armbar. JR explains this match as Melina's retribution for Mercury's injury last night. Jeff gets a tag but Shelton catches him with a back suplex. Haas in and Shelton slams Jeff over Haas' knee. Nitro in and he pounds on Jeff trying to get revenge for Mercury. Just as I'm thinking this show feels like a Nitro rather than Raw JR points out we're "into our second hour". Jeff with a whisper in the wind called, curiously, a "Twist of Fate" by JR. Matt gets a tag and suplexes Haas as he comes in. Poetry in Motion scores. That brings in the heels to complain. Shelton gets tossed out and JR reminds us this match "Isn't a battle royal". Jeff hits a dive and up goes Matt for a moonsault to the floor. Everyone down. We return with Jeff taking a heat segment. Shelton chopblocks him. That leads to TWGTT working over the leg. Shelton mockingly dances and hooks up a half crab. Shelton knocks Matt off the apron, thus goading him into the ring and the heels pick apart Jeff's knee some more. Haas hooks up an Indian Deathlock and uses Shelton to cheat right in front of the referee. Nitro in to kick at Jeff's legs. We're reminded that he's wrestling Jeff at NYR in a cage match. Nitro continues his assault on Jeff's knee. Melina shouts at Jeff a bit as the heat segment continues. Hot tag to Matt and he cleans house. Bulldog on Shelton and a clothesline on Haas at the same time. Haas recovers so Matt hits him with a Side Effect. One for Benjamin gets 2. Matt goes for the Twist of Fate but Shelton pushes him away and Haas hangs him up over the ropes allowing Benjamin to get a roll up with a big handful of tights for the win.
Winners: Worlds Greatest Tag Team & Johnny
-After the match, the heels give the Hardyz a beating. Nitro kicks Jeff in the head. He's "sending a message" apparently. Melina has the IC belt as if to tell us that it'll be their belt soon.
-Umaga and Armando Alejandro Estrada get interview time. Grisham asks who Umaga would rather face at NYR for the title. AAE says no one on Earth can stop Umaga but if they had a choice between Cena & Edge they'd pick John Cena. It'd be easier and Estrada wants a measure of revenge for the beating he got last week.
-K-Fed is backstage and says he will be doing something later tonight - Melina calls him brave.
-Crowd chants "Rocky". We have Stallone via satellite. Lawler interviews him. Stallone talks about wanting to end the Rocky series on an emotional level. He doesn't think Rocky would work as a promoter. Lawler asks him how much Rocky is like Stallone. He says it's quite close, apart from Rocky V, and this latest one is very personal. Stallone puts over how people don't understand how tough wrestlers are. And he says it was tough working with Hulk Hogan. Lawler brings up Thunderlips and Stallone says Hogan would destroy Rocky because he's so strong and big. Stallone says that wrestlers are fast and strong so he has a lot of respect for them. Lawler brings up Federline and Stallone thinks Cena will win with one finger. Federline would have a better shot at beating his wardrobe. Crowd politely applauds.
Ric Flair vs. Kenny Dykstra
Kenny wails away and shouts "wooo" so Flair chops him. Kenny flips around Flair and hits a back elbow. He boots Flair out of the ring and follows to hit a suplex on the floor. "Kenny sucks" – DC. Kenny takes off his headband and throws it at Flair's face. Kenny chokes away and uses the count. Flair comes back with another chop but Kenny knocks him down and hits a running elbow drop for 2. Chinlock. Kenny punches away in the corner and goes for the 10 count punches but Flair inverted atomic drops him off. Kenny reverses him but runs into an elbow. Flair goes up top but gets thrown off. Kenny goes up top in a hurry but the Dykstra Jam misses. Flair gets in some strikes (a mix of elbows, chops and punches). Kenny misses in the corner and hurts his knee. Flair shinbreakers him. He goes for another one but Kenny sunset flips him for the pin.
Winner: Kenny Dykstra
-After the match, Kenny looks smug and Flair offers him a handshake because Kenny won clean. Kenny refuses it and takes a walk.
WWE Championship
John Cena (c) vs. Edge
Cena starts quicker and goes after the STFU but can't get it. Edge boots him in the face and throws Cena over the top rope. Cena gets his head bounced off the ring steps but blocks one on the announce table. Cena nearly gets counted out but as he comes back in Edge hits a neckbreaker. Crowd is going mental with a duelling chant. Edge takes it to the mat with a very low dragon sleeper. He nearly gets a pin off that. Duelling chant continues. Cena gets out and goes for a crossbody, which results in a mid air collision. We return with Edge in control with what appears to be a sleeper. Cena fights out so Edge goes to an armbar with a version of a headscissors. Cena powers up into a pin for 2. Cena gets out and Edge hooks up a cravat. Cena powers out of that too. Throwback scores. Crowd reaction is hugely mixed. Edge gets whipped into the buckles and jumps off into a Cena clothesline. Cena with some clotheslines. Protobomb. Edge can't see him. Five Knuckle Shuffle but Edge moves. SPEAR~! 1…2…kickout? The ref says Cena was in the ropes and Lawler says his foot was on there. Replay shows Cena grabbed it with his hand. To the ropes where Edge looks for a superplex but Cena punches him off. Diving Rocker Dropper! Pin gets 2. Cena with another Protobomb. Edge can't see him and this time the Five Knuckle Shuffle scores. Marine salute. FU but Edge gets out into the dragon sleeper but Cena poiwers out into an inverted brainbuster. That gets 2. Edge tips up in the corner but Cena grabs him for the FU, ref is bumped. RANDY ORTON is in there – RKO! DX come down and lay out Orton. Pedigree for Edge. Ref is recovered and Cena pins…for 3. It's over.
Winner: John Cena
-After the match, Cena goes to talk to DX and offers handshakes. There has been various bits of dissention teased everywhere tonight though. This would be a good finish to the show actually.
-Announced for main event: DX & John Cena vs. Rated RKO & Umaga
-JTG says "Yo" a lot. JTG say they've heard everything that TWGTT has said about them. Shad says they have a special guest here. "A character witness". It's George W. Bush…impersonator. Crowd "what" him. "George" says that Kanye West's rumours that Bush doesn't like black people is untrue. He name drops a few notable blacks in his government. "George" uses the N word and Shad threatens to kick his ass. "George" yacks some more. Cryme Tyme steal his wallet.
Non Title Match
Victoria vs. Mickie James
Victoria starts angry and backs Mickie into the corner. To the ropes and Victoria hits a superplex. That gets 2. Goku Raku stretch from Victoria. JR is dumbfounded that Mickie kicked out. Mickie gets the rolling prawn hold for 2. Some more roll up's. Mickie gets tripped up into the buckles. Back suplex gets 2. European uppercut to the back. Mickie gets up a head of speed for a crossbody and a few strikes follow. Back elbow and the Mickiecanrana gets 2. Victoria jacks Mickie up for the spinning sideslam but Mickie counters into a headscissors. Mickie goes for the DDT but Victoria dumps her on the ropes and kicks her in the mouth. Ow! WIDOWS PEAK ! Victoria gets the pin.
Winner: Victoria
-J.R. is in the ring talking about if K-Fed really is America's most hated man or if he is simply misunderstood. J.R. brings him out. Federline talks about how "K-Fed" is a personalitly made up by the media - nobody knows the real Kevin Federline, the real Federline doesn't back down from a challenge. He says he is going to shock the world and kick Cena's ass on 1/1.
DX & John Cena vs. Rated RKO & Umaga
Cena starts with Orton and hits the fisherman suplex for 2. Shawn comes in but Orton drags him into the heel corner. Edge comes in but Shawn chops at him. Edge runs into a big boot and Shawn chops away some more. Umaga comes in and he flattens Shawn with a clothesline. That wasn't off a tag. Estrada orders Umaga to tag in and he does so and takes Shawn apart before running the referee off. Headbutt and in comes Edge. He can't get Umaga out of the ring but Estrada can. Edge hammers away on Shawn and Orton illegally chokes him. Edge hits the spear in the corner. HHH v Umaga and HHH hammers away. Umaga stays up. Facebuster. Still up. Clotheslines. Still up. Edge comes in but gets thrown out. HHH goes for a pedigree but Umaga spikes him. Shawn gets the flip up Samoan Drop. Cena spears him out of the ring and that leads to huge brawl to the back. Edge gets a chair and nails HHH with it. Referee is calling for it and there's the bell.
Winners by DQ: DX & John Cena
-HHH is bleeding. Rated RKO hit a double RKO on a chair on Shawn Michaels. Rated RKO continue their assault on DX and Lawler tries to drag Orton off a bloody HHH. Edge goes for the solo Conchairto and nails it on HHH. He's left bleeding profusely. Orton hits him with the one man Conchairto too. They notice Shawn is still down and go to kill him too, which brings out an assortment of officials including Dean Malenko~! Rated RKO give up on following up on Shawn Michaels while we get replays of the Conchairto's that HHH got. Both of DX bleed in silence as the show goes off the air.
